American Idol...Scotty McCreery avoids blogs! Steve Tyler wowed fans!

In the aftermath of his astounding big win last night, Scotty McCreery found himself trotted around the show-biz-circuit today.

Ah, the toast of LA LA LAND!

The country-western star wannabee was everywhere! everywhere! everywhere!

But, don't expect Scotty to cruise the Internet soon, or check out what any bloggers have to say about his appearances on American Idol.

The kid with a twang in his voice has sworn off the blogosphere for his own reasons.

"On the Internet, they love you or they hate you," he solemnly quipped to one interviewer this morning, with a bit of a bad taste in his mouth.

So, he's putting his blinders on, and focusing on the kudos and crush of loving die-hard fans!

Meanwhile, last night's closing segment of American Idol generated a big buzz on major sites - and local news programs - bright-and-early this morning.

Some quipped that nobody but God could hit that high note that Steve Tyler managed to pull off - with little aplomb - to the stunned amazement of everyone in attendance and tuning in from the comfort of their homes.

Just how tight did his pants have to be to accomplish that feat, I wonder?

One anchor on Fox News in Vegas joked that when Jennifer Lopez was gracing the stage with her "ass" shimmy - that the foundations of the sound stage must have been rocking back-and-forth.

Just betcha that little maneuver - which she had obviously been practicing at home in front of a mirror - kept the pounds from taking their toll on her best ass-et in recent weeks.

Jennifer put slutty pole-dancers to shame!

Shake that booty, honey!

Lady GaGa was a knock-out when she - not only rocked on the stage - but engaged in sensual hanky-panky with a sexy young stud.

When they took the splash, well, it was symbolic - wasn't it?

Meanwhile, I can't fathom all the interest in what's-her-name, that came second.

She sure looks chunky to moi!

In spite of a smattering of juicy kisses planted on Scott McCreery'x face last night, the winsome twosome swear that they have no inclination to jump in-between-the-sheets.

Seems that Scotty has his mom on his mind a lot, so you figure it out!

Needless to say, the final episode was a smash success from a ratings point out view.

Uh-huh.

Viewer turn-out went through the roof.

Now, as the kids go out on tour, the producers gear up for season 11 (!) which starts up in about-a-month.

Break a leg, kids!

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American Idol...Scotty McCreery edges out Lauren Alaina! Viewers pick snubbed by Country!

After all the stops were pulled out, Scotty McCreery - the western-style contestant - finally inched ahead of his competition (songbird Lauren Alaina) in a competition that was the most nerve-wracking yet on American Idol since its inception.

But, the spoils are a bit bittersweet for the hick from the sticks.

As Mr. McCreery looks toward future career prospects, one in the realm of the coveted Country-Western scene may be elusive, if the reports are true.

On the heels of his win, for example, scuttlebutt has been circulating in some circles that Scotty - likable down-to-earth aw-shucks kid that he is - may get a royal snub from die-hard Country-Western aficionados who view the Idol-winner with a bit of a squinty -eye.

In fact, Stark Radio just broadcast a report alleging that country radio programmers have already written the American Idol winner off.

Copycat versions of other folk's songs - karaoke-style - may not cut it with dudes and dudettes who are dead-serious about their roots, their music influences, and an ethic that they live by.

The competition was a close-call, needless to say.

When Lauren suffered a vocal discord (!) this week, it looked like the young hopefuls final bid was kaput, or paving the way for a contestant to step in from-the-wings to take up the task of beating the popular home boy.

But, Lauren managed to pull up her stockings - and in true show-biz style -  followed a golden Hollywood tradition that the show must go on.

In spite of the setback, many viewers thought her final performance this week, beat Scotty hands-down.

Though not a great singer, some have conceded - especially in the wake of Lauren's bouts of nervousness when it came time to perform live in front of an audience - that Scotty was the best all-round performer.

He nabbed it, not because of his voice per se, but for his showmanship in the final analysis.

Many fans actually thought Lauren fared better than Scotty on Tuesday's final showdown.

Go figure!
It will be intriguing to see what is ahead for both young talents.

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Lady Gaga...mentor advice ignored by American Idol hopefuls! 3 Contestans compete now!

As I channel-surfed last night, I suddenly caught sight of a slightly homogenized (no pun intended, honest!) Lady Gaga making a star turn on American Idol as a mentor for the show’s latest hot-to-trot contestants.


The segment was so engaging that I stuck around, ‘til the final curtain fell, and the credits rolled.

The Pop Diva's stab at mentoring on American Idol was vastly entertaining!

For those of you unfamiliar with the feature, the producers for the top-rated entertainment show regularly invite a high-profile performer to coach a handful of the finalists behind-the-scenes, as they gear up for the final stretch of the competition.

Surprisingly, the Pop Diva turned out to be quite an effective coach, provided the talent had the capacity (and intelligence) to take heed of the seasoned pro’s advice that is.

An old phrase springs to mind in this instant case:

“You can lead a horse to water, but you can’t make him drink!
For example, when I first tuned in, a pretty lounge-style singer was in the throes of botching a tune because she was missing the whole essence of the song.

When Lady Gaga offered up a suggestion with the specific aim of rustling up a little sizzle to the contestant’s otherwise dull performance she balked.

For example, the Pop Diva instructed the young lady to imagine that she was evil when she belted out her rendition of a well-known hit.

Instead of playing with the idea, and applying it, the contestant underscored how inexperienced she truly was by virtue of her childish remarks.

“Oh, I’m not evil. So, I can’t be that,” she awkwardly responded, or something to that effect.

Subsequently, the young songbird found it a difficult challenge to utilize the novel tool offered up, or even give it a chance and run with it.

“Imagining” she was an evil seductress, for starters, may have helped the aspiring recording artist muster up a sexier gutsier quality to her voice which may have drummed up the right emotions - and thus - set her on the track to success.

In a nutshell - she didn’t get “it” - or the indescribable something most artists strive to attain.

The Hollywood hopeful’s failure to grasp the concept cinched it for me.

The finalist would be a lousy actress from the get-go, in my estimation, you betcha!

Can you imagine an actor (or performer) without any imagination to draw on?

In contrast, a second artist took the advice given, and soared to the top of the heap as a result.

Unfortunately, he suffered during his live stage performance because of his lack of experience, which stuck out like a sore thumb.

For example, when he first appeared in the rehearsal hall before the mentors, his version of the olden-goldien hit - "Love Potion No. 9" - was pretty wimpy.

Boring, too.

If I was the songwriter, as punishment for butchering my tune, I would have strung him up by the balls (provided he had some, of course) and belted out 100 Manilow tunes.

It was obvious the green vocalist didn’t even take the time to dissect the lyrics, or try to fathom the heartbeat of the catchy pop winner (which happened to be one of my own favorites).

Once the advice was given, though, he whipped up a stage performance that was light years ahead of the one he originally conjured up on his own.

In a nutshell?

The kid confirmed on-camera that he had no interpretative skills – and most certainly – lacked the talent to compose his own original material or mess-around with someone else’s in a recording studio.

In addition, he made a mistake common to inexperienced performers, at the early stages of their careers.
For example, he struck a pose on stage, tore into the song, and knocked them dead right out of the gate.

Unfortunately, he “killed” a good thing when he failed to leave them begging for more.

"Love Potion 9 " impacted and excited the audience at first, then mid-way dropped off in the wow department when it dragged on – and on – and on.

Was that over-the-top highly-stylized piece ever going to end?

Maybe he's related to the director of Inland Empire?

When fans start glancing at their watches, you know the artist is in trouble.

In a parting shot, I would like to make a comment to smarty pants (Scottie) too.

The silly digs you made about Lady Gaga emphasized what a hick you truly are!

You don’t have "Lady Gagas" where you're from?

Have you never heard of entertainment gadgets such as the radio, CD player, or the ubiquitous old boob tube gracing every romper room across the country?

Have you been hiding under a rock all your life?

Talk about arrogance and an overblown sense of self importance.

Get real, kid!

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Lady Gaga...mentors American Idol!

On the heels of her sizzling-hot release, Judas - Pop Diva Lady Gaga - will charge into the rehearsal hall at American Idol next week to mentor the four finalists vying for pop star super stardom.

The segment - featuring the Queen of the Monster circuit - will be broadcast May 11th.

James Durbin, Scotty McCreery, Haley Reinhart and Lauren Alaina will perform songs written by award-winners Leiber & Stoller.

The songwriters are best-known for drumming up memorable musical top-charters like "Hound Dog" and "Jailhouse Rock."

"Stand By Me" was another big hit they penned.

In addition to the exciting news about Lady Gaga, American Idol producers have acknowledged that there is another treat in store for fans next week.

Steven Tyler will premiere his new music video, “(It) Feels So Good" on the May 12th results show.

Finally, it should be noted that Ryan Seacrest (MySpace friend) announced that auditions for Season 11 will begin Tuesday June 28th in St. Louis.

The show will follow up that open-call session with others in Portland (OR) and Charleston (S.C).

Audition tips?

*Relax
*Start the audition only when you're ready to avoid false starts
*Maintain control throughout the performance & build slowly
"Focus on breathing, phrasing, and style
*Make eye contact with the Judges

Break a leg, eh?

See 'ya there!

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THE X FACTOR...Virtual auditions! Simon Cowell scours for Talent!



If you're a performer, who was unable to attend open call auditions for  - X FACTOR - Simon Cowell is reaching out "virtually".

For example, X FACTOR  producers have whipped up a handful of state-of-the art audition booths, that will be installed at shopping malls in out-of-the-way communities, to facilitate auditions for a posse of singers chomping-at-the-bit to be "discovered".

At stake?

A $5 million-dollar recording contract!

"We're extending auditions to six more cities," beamed the host of the upcoming entertainment show - styled after American Idol - on Fox TV.

Potential contestants who reside in neighborhoods around the country near - Anchorage, Denver, Honolulu, Kansas City, Phoenix, and  Nashville - just lucked out!

"America has the best talent in the world and we're looking for the best of the best. We believe the next global superstar is out there waiting to be discovered," a spokesperson at Fox beamed.

"We think MyStudio is a brilliant way to audition for those people who haven't been able to make it to the open calls," Cowell underscored at a press conference in recent days.

Throughout April - anyone 12 years of age or older (solo artists  & vocal groups) - can use the nifty booths to record their auditions.

Break a leg, eh?

LOCATIONS

HONOLULU

Pearlridge Center Uptown

98-1005 Moanalua Rd.

Aiea, HI

96701

Mon-Sat: 10:00 AM-9:00 PM

Sun: 10:00 AM-6:00 PM

PHOENIX

Arizona Mills

5000 S. Arizona Mills Cir.

Tempe, AZ

85282

Mon-Sat: 10:00 AM-9:00 PM

Sun: 11:00 AM-6:00 PM

NASHVILLE

Coolsprings Galleria

1800 Galleria Blvd.

Franklin, TN

37067

Mon-Sat: 10:00 AM-9:00 PM

Sun: 12:00 PM-6:00 PM

ANCHORAGE

Dimond Center

800 E. Dimond Blvd.

Anchorage, AK

99515

Mon-Sat: 10:00 AM-9:00 PM

Sun: 11:00 AM-6:00 PM

KANSAS CITY

Oak Park Mall

11149 W. 95th St.

Overland Park, KS

6621

Mon-Sat: 10:00 AM-9:00 PM

Sun: 11:00 AM-6:00 PM

DENVER

Colorado Mills

4500 W. Colfax Ave.

Lakewood, CO 80401

Mon-Sat: 10:00 AM-9:00 PM

Sun: 11:00 AM-6:00 PM

INFORMATION

http://thexfactor.blogs.fox.com/2011/04/07/the-x-factor-launches-first-ever-audition-studios-across-america/

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Simon muses over contestant!

The X Factor...Simon Cowell auditions in Newark, Seattle & Dallas! Catch a rising star!

 



Cowell's virile hairy factor!

In a recent e-mail, Simon Cowell - the former American Idol Judge - posed a pointed question.

Do you - or a friend or a family member - have what it takes to become a global superstar?

Uh-huh!

The feisty Brit - known for his caustic wit - is out to rustle up a bevy of unknown singing sensations to showcase on his upcoming variety entertainment show.

The X Factor!

Cowell is launching the project - a version of which is fairing well in the ratings on the boob tube in jolly old England - in the fall on Fox TV.

X Factor - which Cowell describes as a "make-it-or-break-it" vocal competition - is different than the current fodder proliferating on the airwaves (such as American Idol and Dancing with the Stars) because there are no restrictions.

Solo singers, vocal groups - and anyone over the age of 12 - have the chance to win a $5 million recording deal with Sony Music.

You got it!

There's no "upper age" limit!

Performers - who are under the impression that they have what it takes to make it big in show-biz - are encouraged to audition for the Judges.

Although try-outs have already commenced in a couple of major cities around the country, there are three open calls in April (one in May) that performers may attend in Newark, Seattle, Chicago, and Dallas.

Now is your chance!

Who knows, you may just walk away with a $5 million recording contract, eh?

STEP-BY-STEP AUDITION INFO

REGISTER

Registration consists of a two-part process.

FIRST

Contestants must collect their wristband the day before the audition.

The lines may be long, so plan accordingly, and be patient!

If friends and family tag along for support, they are required to register as well.

SECOND

Contestants are advised to arrive at the audition hall before 8 AM on the audition date.

Because there may be a long wait, contestants are advised to dress weather appropriate and pack snacks and drinks (to prevent starvation!).

Identification

All attendees (and their families and friends) must present recognized Government-issued ID.

Audition Locations

Prudential Center
Newark, NJ

April 13th
(Tuesday)
 April 14th
(Wednesday)

Key Arena
Seattle, WA

April 19th
(Tuesday)
 April 20th
(Wednesday)

Sears Center Arena
Chicago, IL

April 26th
(Tuesday)
April 27th
(Wednesday)

Dallas Convention Center
Dallas, TX

May 25th
(Wednesday)
May 26th
(Thursday)

Audition Tips

PICK YOUR SONGS

Contestants are advised to select a verse and chorus from 3 songs which they are expected to sing without back-up sheet music.
It is suggested that potential candidates pick songs that show-off their personal talents and that are capable of highlighting their individual style.

DRESS TO IMPRESS

Look the part - which means - projecting a style that underscores star quality.

ELIGIBILITY REQUIREMENTS

Contestants are required to be U.S. citizens.

A parent or legal guardian must accompany performers under the age of 18.

ID is required for minors.

School ID or a yearbook page with a matching birth certificate are acceptable.

Information

http://www.fox.com/thexfactor

Toll free

855 345 5678

Break a leg, eh?

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American Idol a blur now!

Ryan Seacrest...head-over-heels in love? Wedding bells!

Between the sheets with Ryan!



A columnist gushed bright-and-early this morning in the San Francisco Examiner that Ryan Seacrest is head-over-heels in love with Julianne Hough.

In fact, the gossip-monger is wagging her tongue to all within earshot that the hostest-with-the-mostest is ready to trot down the aisle!

Well, spring is inclined to rustle up the passions when it comes to lovebirds, 'ya know!

With all the big bucks the lad has been raking in of late, he sure can afford to splurge on some mighty dazzling bling for a lucky bodacious babe waiting in the wings!

Just maybe, all the hype-and-hoopla over the Royal Wedding, has Ryan pining to be betrothed to someone special, too.

Insiders close to the perky celeb titter that they've never seen Seacrest do handstands like this - round a sexy pretty dish - before!

Like coke, maybe it's the real thing?

Of late, Seacrest has been dressing awfully spiffy on - "American Idol" - often turning-out in dapper designer suits, spruced up with chic elegant accessories, and a "do" that has been giving Justin Bieber a run for-his-money, too.

Actually, the quirky Disc Jockey made my Best-Dressed list for 2010.

Post:  01/01/2011

http://ijulian.blogspot.com/2011/01/julian-ayrs-ten-worst-dressed-best.html

Ryan is also a friend on "MySpace".

Maybe I should just zip off a tweet and scoop up the exclusive?

Needless to say, I'll be dashing to the mailbox in search of an invite to the wedding, over the next few weeks.

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Do as I say!

(not as I do)

Clay Aiken...American Idol performs in San Francisco tonight! Warfield "Tried & True Tour"!



One of the few musical hopefuls - who sprang from the American Idol fold to become a bona fide pop star in his own right - is taking the stage tonight live! at the Warfield in downtown San Francisco.

The gig is "one stop" on Aiken's popular - "Tried & True Tour" - which has been sweeping around the country to the delight of dedicated fans!

Catch the rising Pop Icon if the house is not sold out yet!

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Clay is "out" & proud!

American Idol vehicle for future pop stars!

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American Idol...ratings down with 18-49 age demographic! Fox nonplussed!

Jennifer Lopez unable to lure viewers!

The critics must be howling today.

Or, rubbing their hands with glee, quipping righteously:

"I told 'ya so!"

In spite of a full-blown promo for the season opener - Jennifer Lopez, Steven Tyler, and Ryan Seacrest appeared on Jay Leno's Late Night talk show this past week to smooze about the upcoming season's dynamic bill-of-fare, for instance - the ratings were a no-show in many respects.

On the heels of the exit of the Bitchy Brit - Simon Cowell - "American Idol" (TV's No. 1 show) finally got a kick in the teeth from their once-loyal fan base in an all-important demographic around the country.

Uh-huh!

According to the Nielsen Company, Wednesday's viewers tapped out at a mere 26.1 million viewers.

The numbers reflect a downward spiral of thirteen percent for the Karoke-style contest which faired well right up until its near death knell when the Fox prime-time winner suffered a bit of a shake-up in personnel and morale on the airwaves and in the trashy tabloids at the supermarket check-out stand. last year.

But, even still, Fox is not one to cry the blues.

With a stiff upper lip, top brass at the alternative Network asserted this morning (to save face?) that the loss in numbers was in line with projections.

At least one performer is smiling.

Paula Abdul, how was your day?

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Abdul & Cowell chemistry a ratings-getter?

American Idol...kicks off with rubber-faced Steven Tyler & stylish Jennifer Lopez!

Ameican Idol returns to kick off a fresh season with one noticeable difference.

Viewers at home won't be treated to the caustic wit of the bitchy brit when the lights go up tonight on the Prime Time Network TV entertainment show.

Uh-huh!

The irascible - Simon Cowell - exited the highly-rated Karaoke-style bill-of-fare many moons ago amidst a storm of controversy.

Fans have a couple of lovable upstarts on the panel of Judges this season to root for, however, that are expected to get their Idol juices flowing.

Rubber-faced Steven Tyler (did he have plastic surgery or what?) will try his hand at the celebrated task of weeding out potential pop winners from loser shower-crooners, with ultra-chic chanteuse - Jennifer Lopez - at his rocking-and-rolling side.

By the way - Ryan Seacrest was so fired up about the big night - that he posted a VIDEO on his web page which afforded fans the opportunity to take a boo at the craft of studio voice-over work over at the American Idol recording studios.

The VID features the cast of American Idol players laying tracks for tonight's much-anticipated launch!

Seacrest's message was crystal clear.

"I tell 'ya!  I'm not going!"

That's right.

Mr. Congeniality - and all-round favorite pop jock - is staying on for the long haul.

That, in spite of the fact the critics are predicting doom and gloom, for the upcoming season.

Yup!

In response to pledges from the producers to be civil to contestants (and each other) this year, pundits are predicting that "playing nice" just isn't going to pan out in the cut-throat ratings game.

The proof is in the pudding, eh?

The overnight ratings will reveal all, if 'ya ask moi!

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American Idol...Jennifer Lopez, Steve Tyler & Ryan Seacrest appear on Jay Leno show!

 

When Jay Leno threw down the red carpet tonight for American Idol's Judges - Jennifer Lopez, Steven Tyler, and Randy Jackson trotted out (with Ryan Seacrest in tow) - the audience went wild as a ripple of electricity zig-zagged throughout the theatre.

"It's a day job," joked Steve Tyler when affable Leno probed the legendary rocker about the rigors of committing to Fox's highly-rated talent show and the strenuous daily schedules involved.

It was a struggle to crawl out of bed at 6:30 a.m. - though - the aging Lothario admitted in so many words.

In unison, the trio of males were quick to underscore that when it came to Lopez, however, stepping out of the trailer (a floating palace on wheels) all sweetness-and-light at the crack-of-dawn was no problem.

"But, 'ya never know. It may have taken the make-up man five hours. We don't know."

"And, you never will," the pop chanteuse shot back with an infectious grin on her face.

As usual, Leno was anxious to get down to the nitty-gritty, with the specific aim of dredging up the scandalous scuttlebutt.

"It must be difficult for you to be mean, Jennifer," he innocently quizzed from behind the desk.

"Well, you can't say - 'you suck' - ," she giggled. 

"You try to find a way to be honest. But, sometimes telling the truth can be just as brutal," she noted almost in an afterthought.

Jennifer swears up-and-down that during the time frame when industry players thought she was initially holding out for more money (and perks) before signing on the dotted line - that, in all truth - she wasn't sure she wanted to take on the daunting weekly task.

Tyler - on the other hand - was approached impromptu and warmed up to the idea right away.

"I was in-between tours and had a lot of spare time on my hands. I thought it might keep me out of trouble," he quipped with a sly suggestive glance in the talk-show host's direction.

In contrast, his musician pals were not in accord, at all.

"They laughed at me," he recalled with a tinge of embarrassment.

Ryan Seacrest was upbeat and outgoing - Mr. Personality - as usual.

For the record, he announced that the Fox's ballot procedure (for casting votes) was overhauled to keep the process honest and fair.

Free of Bristol Palin-style controversies in the future???

The audience roared their approval when Tyler plugged an upcoming Tour planned for later in the year.

An album is in the works, too.

The Judges stressed that when the show kicks off on January 19th (2011) that the panel and show producers will be keeping a keen eye out for contestants who bring the "whole package" to the table.

No flashes in the pan - or one-hit wonders - please!

"We're on the look-out to uncover performers who have the potential to contribute to the music industry for decades to come," Jennifer confided in no uncertain terms.

So, contestants should keep that in the forefront of their mind, when preparing to audition for the top-rated Fox variety hit, which doesn't appear to be on its last legs just yet.

As Bugs Bunny would say:

That's all folks!

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Dave Letterman...Ooops moment! Ryan Seacrest pot shots! Say what, Paula Abdula?

Boy, that was quite an Oops! moment last night on the Dave Letterman show!

Do you suppose the head honcho at Worldwide Pants (Dave Letterman) fired a camera operator at the crack of dawn this morning?

Or - just maybe - a stage manager's head will get the axe later in the day.

Who knows!

Bottom line?

There was definitely a slip up in communication somewhere along the line.

The unthinkable occurred about half-way through the highly-rated talk show.

On a return from commercial break - suddenly (without warning) - viewers at home found themselves staring at a ghastly shot of Dave bent over his desk (caught in the act of snatching up a scrap of paper off the floor) with a bald spot "comb over" on the crown of his head in plain view!

Judging by the embarrassed look on his face, I surmise that Dave was unaware that he was on air , when he finally righted himself in the chair.

When the cameraman quickly cut-away to Paul Shaffer - the awkward look on the bandleader's face said it all  - you betcha!

Uh-huh!

Dave got caught with his pants down!

Ouch!

For some inexplicable reason, Letterman had the knives out for Ryan Seacrest last night.

After mentioning a bit of scuttlebutt about a guest referring to themselves as a "douche bag" on a New Years show (hosted by the perky DJ and Dick Clark on another network) Dave was inclined to issue a cautionary warning to everyone within earshot in the event they were not in the "know" about Ryan.

"That Seacrest guy pulled a Jay Leno. Got them all fired. He's the one with all the money, 'ya know," he kidded.

At the end of the segment (and at the close of the show) the camera focused on a blow-up photograph of Ryan Seacrest tacked to the studio wall - all smiles - in spite of the fact he was not a guest on the show.

Bizarre!

But, Paul Abdul's interview was the most intriguing, to say the least.

Reluctant to initially reveal the specific details of her new dance show - slated to broadcast tonight on CBS - Dave was forced to joist with her a bit (the segment was painful to watch and tantamount to pulling teeth ) to get his money's worth.

Ms. Abdul is either in denial or just totally clueless.

For instance, when Dave quizzed her as to the whereabouts of Simon Cowel these days, she tried to subtly insult the former American Idol Judge she once worked alongside.

"Oh, he's doing a small show," she uttered up with a straight face.

When asked how much she liked Cowell, she was quick on the uptake.

"About this much," she teased, as she used her fingers to elaborate her point.

If you read between the lines, you probably figured it out.

Abdul, who has allegedly slept with Cowell, was inferring that he wasn't very well hung.

As to the show, Abdul was referring to X Factor - an overseas hit that Cowell is currently involved with  - expected to fair well when it launches in the U.S.

If Ms. Abdul appeared on the Late Show with the aim of changing her image - without doubt - she failed miserably.

How long is this scorned woman going to try to save face, as she continues to make a fool of herself on Network TV in front of an amused world?

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Seacrest brunt of Dave's scorn!