Pet Peeves...Las Vegas card "snappers" flash porno in tourist's faces! Fines for littering, please!

If you have ever taken a stroll along the Vegas strip on a balmy night - between Flamingo and Tropicana - you have probably been "assaulted" by a bevy of pornographic images of half-naked women which Mexican day-workers try to thrust into your face every few seconds.

Uh-huh!

The "snappers" (when they try to foist a filthy smut shot in your direction they twist the card so it makes a cracking sound) not only jump in and totally invade your space" on the street - but literally try to force a business card (promoting the porno industry's live nude shows and call girls for hire) into your sweaty little palm.

On one annoying occasion, a Latino woman stuck a handful of the nasty adverts into my armpit as I strolled by, after I attempted to shoe her away.

My pet peeve?

Tourists (and locals alike) should be able to casually stroll down the street without being forced to take a glance at these sleazy scantily-clad women on the face of the calling cards!

If that weren't bad enough, it should also be noted - that a larger proportion of the smutty ads - end up splattered all over the sidewalks!

Imagine that!

Young tots - whose eye lines tend to be closer to the pavement than their parents in tow - are treated to an avalanche of nasty erotic publicity stills of bare boobs and peek-a-boo crotches.

A shocker, if 'ya ask me.

Personally, I think it is high time that law enforcement (or security on the strip) kept a watchful eye on these vendors to ensure that they cease and desist with the reprehensible conduct which spoils a pleasant night out-on-the-town in the desert resort.

In addition, the card sharks should be forced to rid the streets of their smut by the end of the evening.

Or, face "stiff" fines for littering.

Amen!

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Anthony Weiner...Hustler's Larry Flint offers up meaty contract! Doggie-style, solo, or Missionary style!

On Friday afternoon (at the height of the Anthony Weiner scandal) frenzied shutterbugs fell all over themselves outside of the Congressman's (former) office in the 9th Circuit in NYC (a couple fell on their asses and ended up in prickly bushes licking a wound or two) in a bold-faced effort to snap a "money" shot as the beleaguered politician attempted to make a quick escape to his quiet home in Queens (!).

Meanwhile, smut King - Larry Flint - mused over the scandal on the sidelines.

I imagine he was rubbing his lecherous hands with glee!

Before you could say "Drop your drawers", the head honcho at Hustler Magazine - who faced one major skirmish on the issue of obscenity in the Supreme Court (and won!) a scant few years ago - the sly devil was making a bid for Anthony Weiner's "package" (without the wrapping, of course!).

Although the pundits are predicting that Weiner is all washed up - it appears that the horndog may have a career opportunity blossoming on the horizon (more to his erotic tastes) in the porno industry.

Uh-huh!

Would you spring ten bucks to catch Weiner doing it doggie-style?

How about a sizzling hot tryst on-camera featuring Ryan Reynolds and the naughty politician jerking off to Spanish Soap Operas?

Ryan Reynolds

Post: 06/18/2011

http://ijulian.blogspot.com/2011/06/ryan-reynoldsmasturbates-to-spanish.html

Of course, there will be a reality show, a line of sexy (package flattering) tightie-whities, and - well, the sky is the limit - isn't it?

Who knows, he may end up on the sex channel in local Motel rooms around the country.

Only in America, eh?

Later!

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After a strenuous few all-nighters reporting on the Royal Wedding, and scrambled for two days to stay on top of the breaking news about the Osama bin Laden stealth mission that resulted in the terrorist's death (?), I was finally too popped to participate.

So, I plopped down on the comfy king size bed at my Motel, and slipped off into dreamland.

Suddenly, as I lay deep in slumber, a disturbance shook me from my peaceful state..

As I started to reach waking consciousness, I glanced in the direction of the door, and was startled to spy a man standing there!

As I quickly collected my thoughts in a concerted effort to free a fog hanging over my head, the unidentified male proceeded to strike up a conversation.

"Did you want fresh towels?"

OMG!

The male maid assigned to my Motel room just breezed in without knocking first.

I nodded in the affirmative as I proceeded to pull myself together

Within minutes, the Motel employee was back quizzing me once again.

"Are you single?"

Say what?

Not to be rude, I noted that I was.

But, it struck me a second later that I should not be having this bizarre dialogue with a total stranger hired to service the room, not me!

Before I could get my wits about me, the Latino male hit me with another question.

"Why?"

I quickly noted that I hadn't met the right person, then proceeded to wave him off.

"Thank you for the towels," I responded in a stem dismissive voice.

In all the years I have been a guest at Hotels, I've never experienced this kind of inappropriate intrusive conduct by a maid or any other employee.

I suppose it's to be expected at a Motel where graphic pornos are broadcast on the TV 24.7.

The fact that there wasn't any Gideon's Bible in the drawer  of the night desk should have tipped me off, too.

In the future, I guess I'll have to place the chain over the Motel room door before I take a nap, or at least double-latch it from inside to prevent unwanted advances from male (or female) maids.

I suppose if I post a review on Orbitz - with a detailed account of the incident - there will be a non-stop avalanche of bookings at the Motel

Don't forget your rubbers!

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