Anthony Weiner...resigns post! The "package" wrapper was his un-doing!

A man's tie says it all subliminally!
 

Yesterday afternoon, Anthony Weiner stood at the podium at a noisy press conference (where angry upstarts in the unruly gallery below the floodlights shouted out obscenities at the beleaugered politician caught with his pants down) and informed frenzied members of the press that he was resigning his post as Congressman for the 9th District of New York.

A cheer when up in the crowd!

At this juncture, though, a sad "sick" chapter of Weiner's professional and personal life came to a sorry close on a sour note.

In spite of that moment of closure, folks are still shaking their heads in total disbelief, today.

Did the high-profile Government official actually thinkFacebook) without getting his dick caught in the wringer?

As one pundit astutely notely:

"Weiner had a death wish, obviously."

Of course, there were other glaring missteps which hastened his shocking demise.

Fashionistas have been babbling about the obvious for days!

For example, in one of the e-mails that was offered up at a News Conference to establish evidence of Weiner's wrongdoing, it was pointed out that the horndog actually lamented to one gal pal that his "package" wasn't getting the respect that it deserved.

Well, if that was the case, it was Weiner's own fault from the very get-go!

I dare say.

After all, those dreary grey boxers Weiner donned for his first incident of sexual hijinks were - not only an  unsightly eyesore in respect to style - but also sadly lacking in the tightie-whities erotica department as well (especially when it comes to the oh-so-touchy art of sexual foreplay).

For starters, any underwear that "flattens out" the "junk" - or rides-up unflatteringly at the crotch is a definite no-no.

In a nutshell?

Weiner should have modelled a few sexy underthings first in front of a full-length mirror (rehearsed a few sexy poses, too) before snapping and zipping off those pedestrian publicity stills which left a lot to be desired in respect to arousal potential.

With that in mind, here's a selection of sexy underthings sure to "blow" their load next, time!

Let me know how 'ya make out Anthony, eh?

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Anthony Weiner...Dave Letterman "queer" for scandal-ridden politician? Shaved pecs a turn-on!

Studly Dave after-hours at CBS!

Though political pundits (and critics from across the aisle in Congress) have been poking fun at scandal-ridden Anthony Weiner's crotch shots surfacing on social hubs around the Internet, Dave Letterman has been inclined to flatter the beleaguered man-of-the-hour who got caught with his pants down.

"I've seen the naked photos," quipped toothy Dave to his rapt audience the other evening.

"Weiner has nothing to be ashamed about," the popular talk-show host beamed with admiration, as the packed house roared back in response.

Obviously, the comic has been scrutinizing the stills up-close-and-personal for some inexplicable reason.

I expect - that like any hot-blooded male - Letterman was just checking the "dude's" tool out (like guys tend to do at the urinal in the mens room) to get a sense of how he blessed he is compared to the rest of the male species.

After all, every dude hankers to know where he - um - measures up when it comes to his "junk".

But, when Letterman persisted with the dialogue last night, it begged a question.

Is Dave queer for Weiner's man tool?

News at 11!

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Shaved pumped pecs a turn-on to some Constituents!

Weinergate...scandal triggers raunchy late-night talk-show jokes! Not Kosher!

In the aftermath of the scandal that broke this week regarding a Congressman's indiscretions (9th Circuit) on a popular social hub - that was oh so tweet! - late-night talk-show hosts have been having a field day with the titillating gossip that continues to tickle the male funny - um - bone!

Bottom line?

In sum, it doesn't appear that Weiner was ever that kosher to begin with!

News at 11!

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Looks more like a fish tale!

Jackson Rathbone Gets More Than a Little Bit Country for New Movie

I am f-loving that Jackson has a Twitter now - the boy's hilarious, on top of gorgeous!

Jackson tweet this pic of his character Justin Wood from the set of his new movie "Cowgirls and Angels", which sounds more than a little like fanfic to me - I have it on the brain ;)

The film isn't yet listed on IMDB so I don't have much more info on who else is cast, etc - looks like Jackson's going back to indie.

- Lorabell

P.s. I'm planning on making a tee saying "Jackson can call me 'Ma'am' anyday!" - yeehaw!

Google Blogspot...installs follow gadget! Fans may track the Tattler!

 

Taking a nod from twitter, google has taken a huge leap forward on the Internet by adding a follow gadget to blogspot to catch the tail end of the comet!

Blogspsot is one of the largest most highly-ranked free blog providers on the Internet.

Now, instead of bookmarking - or conducting exhaustive searches - fans of The Tattler (and other sites) have simply to click on an icon on the homepage to trigger the receipt of blog updates daily the moment they're posted on the recently purchased google site.

Hop aboard, eh?

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Twitter...settles with FTC on privacy issues! Tweeters can sleep nights!





If you recall, in recent months Twitter was accused of flagrantly disregarding the privacy rights of its members on their ever-popular burgeoning website.

In the wake of a full-scale investigation, Twitter, Inc. has agreed to discontinue questionable practices, with the specific aim of resolving the issues - and ultimately - avoid further scrutiny (and possible prosecution) by the Government.

Inside sources have informed me that according to the terms of the agreement, Twitter is barred from misleading consumers about the extent to which the company protects their security, privacy, and the confidentiality of nonpublic consumer information for at least twenty years.

Because Twitter had a tendency to pooh pooh the potential dangers of their negligent acts, hackers were able to - not only take control of Twitter - but also access nonpublic user information and messages that consumers had designated as private.

On the heels of carrying out the wrongful acts, hackers proceeded to send out bogus tweets from accounts, without much detection.

It has also been disclosed that hackers took advantage of the vulnerabilities on at least two occasions - between the months of January and May of last year - respectively.

Congrats to the Feds!

Now tweeters can sleep at night, or can they?

News at 11!

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But, leave my privacy alone!

Charlie Sheen...Twitter Guinness World Record! Train wreck fascination!



To add fuel to the fire - and the assumption that he is "winning" - Charlie Sheen can boast his popularity is soaring in the wake of his wild rants - now that Guinness has made the startling announcement that the ultra-cool he-man "machine" (in his mind, anyway!) has broken a world record!

Uh-huh!

According to the pollsters at Guinness, the Hollywood bad-boy broke the record at Twitter.

Over a 24-hour period, the drug - that is Charlie Sheen - snapped up 1,000,000 followers (addicts)!

The feat underscores the obvious!

No matter how ugly the carnage - folks are always inclined to gaze on a train wreck - so fascinated are they by the sheer (in this case, Sheen) horror of it all!

News at 11!

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Sheen a Twit phenomenon!