Osama bin Laden...funniest comment on "Burial at Sea" post! Jokes fast & furious in wake of death!

In response to my post earlier in the week on terrorist Osama's "alleged" burial at sea, the comments have been coming in fast & furious.

While most dwell on the possibility of a "hoax" perpetrated by the U.S. Government - and tend to be serious in nature - occasionally I am surprised by an unexpected funny remark or two that are posted for publication.

For example, one comment a Tattler reader fired off made me LOL!

It reads verbatim:

"Osama bin lying"

Post: 05/02/2011

http://ijulian.blogspot.com/2011/05/osama-bin-ladenburied-at-sea-death-hoax.html

Ba dump!

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Osama bin Laden...angry protesters cry "Barack Obama will die!" Muslim rally in front of Embassy!

A radical fragment of the Muslim world - who were staunch supporters of felled Al Qaeda terrorist leader Osama bin Laden - caused an angry stir in front of the U.S. Embassy in London on Friday!

The high-spirited mob denounced the U.S. President and America as they blocked traffic and disrupted a calm that normally prevails in the staid neighborhood.

"America will die!"

"Barack Obama will die!"

Law Enforcement Officers were quickly dispatched to the scene to ensure the protests did not get out of hand or turn violent.

Political analysts are speculating that the threats are real and that it will just be a matter of time before anti-American terrorist entities act on their "promises".

Meanwhile, on this side of the big pond, controversies still fly over the terrorist's highly irregular "burial at sea" (which some allege is an elaborate hoax) as the Obama administration continues to struggle with a backlash and cries of foul in the wake of the President's refusal to release the gruesome photos of Osama bin Laden's corpse.

Stay posted for updates!

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Mark Zuckerkberg...$7 million-dollar home reminiscent of Osama bin Laden's compound?

 
 
Is it just me, or is Mark Zuckerberg's spanking new mansion somewhat reminiscent of slain Osama bin Laden's luxury digs in Pakistan?
 
With the exception of the pool, of course! 

Paddling about a pool in a flowing robe makes the recreational leisure past-time tough - even for an expert swimmer - after all.

The upscale property in Palo Alto has that certain shabby secluded aura about it that reminds me of the sprawling compound where the former Al Qaeda leader was serviced by his five accommodating wives.
 
Do you suppose Mark has a few bottles of virility boosters around the house, too, or are the big buck dividends that flow daily into the coffers enough to trigger an adrenalin rush and the libido of the single twenty-six-year old?
 
Valued at $13.5 billion, and now a recongized-on-sight celebrity made famous by the Oscar-winning film The Social Network, Zuckerberg is quite the catch.

Curiously, that!
 
Although the flick explored a myriad of aspects of the Facebook CEO's life, there wasn't even a hint or two about his sexual yearnings or his demanding tastes between-the-sheets.
 
Does the young stud like it missionary-style, for instance?
 
On the other hand, Doggie-style might be up his alley, too.
 
Who knows!
 
The restored upscale home boasts 5,617 square feet and rests on a 17,100 square-foot plot.
 
The investment property include five bedrooms, five and a half baths, a banquet-size dining room, a music alcove and glassed-in porch.
 
The backyard is a bachelor's virtual (!) playground, natch, and features a saltwater pool, a spa, an outdoor gazebo with a wood-burning fireplace, and a carport.
 
Like Osama's infamous pad, the retreat is shielded from nosy neighbors and lookie loo's with a high wall.

Pretty Citrus trees line the edge of the Zuckerberg estate, too.
 
The tony neighborhood - known as Crescent Park - is comprised mainly of median single-family homes which sell for an average of $1.9 million.

Public records have established that the deal closed in mid-March.

And, aht the hush-hush sale, was conducted through a third party LLC.

Obviously, if those Winklevoss twins win a court judgment eventually, it will be tough placing a lien on the Zuckerberg Castle.

Smart dude!

Do you suppose he paid cash-on-the-barrel or in Facebook overvalued stock?

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Osama bin Laden...neighbors deny terrorist in their midst at compound! Denial! Denial! Denial!

One news outlet is reporting - that they have interviewed neighbors in the upscale enclave where terrorist Osama bin Laden was felled by a Navy Seals bullet  over the weekend - and that their findings were surprising.

Curiously, all of the individuals quizzed in the one-on-one probes appear to be in total denial.

Say what?

In spite of the news reports worldwide - and unverified evidence offered up by the U.S. Government - one-hundred-percent of the interviewees polled stated for the record that they did not believe that terrorist Osama bin Laden was ever a resident at the secluded compound where he met his demise.

Astounding!

I expect that if Iraqi Officials did not have one of Osama's wives in custody at this very hour, that a majority of Americans would be disbelievers, as well.

Meanwhile, other news agencies are reporting that at least one Navy Seal has come forward and stated for the record that Osama was a "coward" and "scared" in the final minutes of his life.

"He shoved his wife towards us to protect himself," an officer in the elite Navy Seal 6 team has accused.

Talk about low-ball slime actics!

If  U.S. citizens didn't think Osama bin Laden was scum 'ti now, it appears that the Seals are out to ensure that is how his image is left dangling in the wind in respect to his final stance at Geronimo.

It will be mighty intriguing to hear what one of the lone detainees (Osama bin Laden  Wife No - ?) has to say about the shake-down -  and the subsequent death of her husband - that fateful night at the compound over the weekend.

Stay posted!

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President Barack Obama...lunches with 911 Firefighters! 1st responders wowed!

A short while ago, President Barack Obama's motorcade cruised up to a humble Fire Hall in downtown Manhattan, where a rag-tag band of firefighters anxiously waited to meet-and-greet the one of the leaders of the free world, who was expected to break bread and issue up heartfelt thanks for their heroic efforts during the 911 crisis.

The President did not disappoint!

Shortly after Barack Obama strode into the facility in the heart of the downtown theatre district, nervous firefighters suddenly found themselves face-to-face with the Commander-in-Chief and totally at ease.

"He was so down-to-earth. Like one of the guys," one firefighter excitedly gushed to one reporter.

"There was a bit of talk about the yanks, the white sox, and the cubs," the current Fire Chief confided to another newsie there to capture the event on film for posterity's sake.

"He talked a little about what things were like in the strategy room on the weekend and that it was a tense moment for everyone," he confided, at one point.

But, the Chief was reluctant to reveal a few of the personal comments the President uttered up casually and sincerely to his attentive crew during the course of his timely visit.

"I think the comments were made in confidence," he noted for the record.

The President was happy that everything "worked out:", apparently, according to the Official.

"He was so cool. Just like one of the guys sitting around the firehouse," another firefighter beamed from ear-to-ear.

In sum, the general consensus was that the Government - and two Presidents (Obama and Bush both) had fulfilled their promise.

After checking out Fire Engine 54, and acknowledging a plaque honoring felled firefighters, the President strolled into the lunchroom for a private breaking-of-bread with his hosts.

Uh-huh!

The press were forced to chomp at-the-bit outside the inner sanctum as they stood around begging for scraps of news!

"He took off his jacket. Sat back in his chair. And, was totally at ease," according to all who were present.

"The President loved the shrimp and the eggplant Parmesan," the chef fessed up when quizzed about the meal he prepared in anticipation of the President's informal visit.

Everyone's thoughts, however, were not far from the purpose of the visit.

Almost a decade ago, the Twin Towers were destroyed at the hands of terrorists, bent on destroying the very fabric of the American way of life.

At that time, President Bush - and other City and Government Officials - made a vow to apprehend the perpetrators of the heinous crime and bring them to justice.

In the wake of the news of the death of Osama bin Laden in recent days, it appeared that the time was ripe to acknowledge that the promise had been fulfilled.

It was also time for the President to give the heroes their due and pay his respects.

The fire hall is a symbol of the sacrifices that were made, after all.

For that reason, the President was inclined to praise the firefighters today personally with as little pomp and circumstance (and unnecessary fanfare) as humanly possible under the circumstances.

"The reason I came here is because you men run into burning houses to save citizens every day," the President solemnly noted in so many words.

According to the President, there was no political component to his appearance.

The Firefighters Association appeared to agree with that statement in view of the fact their organization just released a statement a few minutes ago commending the President for bringing closure (a word many have tried to avoid due to potential cliches rising up in the minds of the people) to the ongoing 911 saga that has dragged on wearily over the past nine and-a-half-years or so.

One of the firefighters said it in a nutshell.

"We wanted to tell the President we thank him what he did on Sunday. And, that we are with the troops and what they did. And, thank them. We are behind them all the way."

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Osama bin Laden...with terrorist dead Americans ask 3 important questions!

Now that the world has allegedly been rid of Public Enemy # 1 - otherwise generally known as al Qaeda leader Osama bin Laden - Americans have been waking up each morning to smell the coffee!

And, they are inclined to ask at least three pressing questions bouncing around inside their numb little noggins, in the aftermath of the drama which unfolded this past weekend in Pakistan.

"Can we have our rights back now," one U.S. Citizen wondered aloud to one roving reporter.

The query appeared to echo the sentiments of Citizens residing around the U.S. and abroad.

Of course, the individual was referring to the unnerving intrusive practice of body scanning all travellers before they embark on airplanes at major airports around the Nation.

In other quarters, anti-war activists are asking U.S. Officials if American troops will start withdrawing from Iraq and Afghanistan.

In addition, in view of the recent revelation that Pakistan allies may have stabbed Americans in the back,  some are questioning the wisdom of providing U.S. financial aid to the terrorist-plagued country in the future.

Will funds stop flowing into Pakistan at American taxpayer's expense?

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Bring troops home!

Donald Rumsfeld...Yankee pronunciation of Osama bin Laden's name a hoot!

I LOL this afternoon when I stumbled upon a heated discussion Donald Rumsfeld was engaged in with a top news anchor at a major network in which the tight-assed politician referred to a certain felled terrorist as Osama bin Lay-den!

In fact, Rumsfeld's off-the-wall (hayseed) pronunciation of the former al Qaeda leader's name was downright hilarious.

Don't educated folks usually refer to the former head of the al Qaeda as Osama bin Lah-den?

Was the mispronunciation a deliberate effort to insult the slain terrorist?

The glaring gaffe triggered memories from the past.

Years ago, a friend of mine in London (England), invited me to sit it on auditions for an overseas production of the musical "Chicago" he was financing.

Whenever an actor strode up on the stage to cold read for the part of an American character - invariably - he or she would effect a flat nasal accent to win over the director.

The Yankee persona is so indelibly etched on the psyche of foreigners around the world, that it is a difficult image to overcome on the world stage.

Individuals like Donald Rumsfield unwittingly perpetuate that myth whenever they open their yaps.

I sincerely doubt that President Obama would ever make such a slip-of-the-tongue.

Unless, there is a open mike at a press conference, he is unaware of!

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Osama bin Laden a Muslim Christ?

Osama bin Laden...12 year old daughter alleges terrorist captured! Interrogated! Shot!

News reports are filtering out that Osama bin Laden's 12 year old daughter has alleged that her father was captured, interrogated, then shot.

On the heels of this startling revelation, a couple of news agencies have re-reviewed the original reports out of the White House, and have uncovered conflicting statements which appear to infer that the child's allegations may be true.

For example, in the original news release a White House statement apparently stated that Osama bin Laden was "captured" then "shot".

If that report was true, it raises questions about the truthfulness of the statement made by the Navy Seal -  who stated for the record - that he shot Osama bin Laden because he appeared to be reaching for a gun and capture was out-of-the-question.

In retrospect, it appears that the White House engaged in a lot of Monday-Morning quarter-backing, in a diabolical bold-faced effort to hoodwink the American public and the world-at-large.

Notwithstanding, it has also been revealed that the Navy Seals slipped-up in at least one respect, in spite of claims by the White House brass that the stealth in-and-out - grab, kill, and go - was undertaken with military-style precision without any hitches.

News Footage now broadcasting on a least one major network verifies that - contrary to statements made by the Navy Seals - highly-sensitive data was left behind and not destroyed as previously alleged.

For example, the tail end of the helicopter - which housed the "brains" of the specially-designed aircraft - was left behind and has been confiscated by the Pakistan Military!

In my estimation, the recent news reports puffing up the stellar capabilities of the Navy Seal 6 team, which led the clandestine attack on Osama bin Laden's compound, was a concerted effort on the part of the Government to elevate the elite military arm's status in the eyes of the American public so their actions would be beyond reproach.

Heck, President Obama and his handlers have been one step ahead of all of us, with no one being the wiser.

Until now, in the aftermath, as the news reports leak out and reveal the truth.

As Ricky would say on "I Love Lucy".

The Navy Seals - and the President - have a lot of  "splaining" to do!

News at 11!

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President Barack Obama...refusal to release Osama bin Laden photos triggers cries of "Hoax" & "Conspiracy theories!

President Barack Obama thumbs nose at American public!



A few moments ago - when news swept across the air wires at media outlets around the globe that President Barack Obama has refused to release photos of felled terrorist Osama bin Laden - Americans reacted in shock and anger.

On one of my posts - which reported the highly irregular suspicious circumstances surrounding the alleged "burial" of the former Al Qaeda leader at "sea"  - citizens have been crying foul!

For example, one irate indiviudal posted the following comment:

"No photos! No photos! No photos to be released! What further argument do you need here - this is a massive, massive hoax!!!
Osama bin Laden died in 2001 in Tora Bora, there is no evidence of his death on 01 May 2011!

Post: 05/02/2011

http://ijulian.blogspot.com/2011/05/osama-bin-ladenburied-at-sea-death-hoax.html

The President has taken the position that gruesome photos of the corpse may prove to be too inflammatory - so, for that reason - he has chosen to has dig in his heels and refuse to comply with the demands of the American people to deliver up the photos to put the controversy to rest.

In view of the fact there have been so many discrepancies in respect to what actually went-down at the compound - and what was originally reported by the White House -  it is obvious to me that the release of any additional documented evidence may prove to be problematic for the President.

Personally, I believe that if the truth be told, once again it will be determined that the White House engaged in a deceitful cover-up to protect the current administration, the President's image, and the powers-that-be in the military.

President Obama should reflect a moment on the downfall of former President Richard Nixon.

It was not the original acts of misconduct that proved damaging - but rather - the cover-up in the aftermath that was truly criminal which warranted impeachment.

Is Barack Obama venturing down the same slippery road to scandal - and ultimately - oblivion on the political landscape in the future?

News at 11!

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President Barack Obama...assassination attempt! Shooter involved in retaliatory act?

I hate to be an alarmist - or frighten the President and his family - but a sensation swept over me early this afternoon that has led me to fear there may be an assassination attempt on Barack Obama's life in the near future.

Tattler readers will recall that this afternoon I published a post in which I reported that my personal laptop computer (an IBM ThinkPad) was attacked by unknown persons and infected with images of the former Al Qaeda leader Osama bin Laden.

In a nutshell?

Whenever I log on to my laptop an image of Osama bin Laden splashes across the computer screen.

And, the intense publicity still remains in the  background - as wallpaper - during the duration of the tasks I am performing on or offline.

Post:  05/03/2011

http://ijulian.blogspot.com/2011/05/osama-bid-ladentrojan-attaack-on-my.html

An anti-virus program - provided by windows operating system - has failed to detect any virus infections or trojan intruders in the hard drive.

Meanwhile, there was an unexpected development, after-the-fact.

Just before I logged off, I glanced at a photo I posted of President Barack Obama - at which point - a waveof emotions washed over me.

As I headed down the street, it hit my like a thunderbolt.

In the near future, there may be an attempt on the President's life, if the vision I witnessed, is accurate.

In the event there is an attempt, a bomb will not be utilized to fell the President.

In the image of my mind's eye, it appears that someone has their "sights" on Barack Obama.

A high-powered rife - with long-range capacity - may be the weapon chosen by an expert marksman.

For this reason, I urge the President to be cautious in his travels in the next two weeks, here and abroad.

In the event there is an assassination, there will be quite a bit of confusion, along the lines of the John Kennedy murder.

On the surface, the blame may fall in one direction, when - in fact - other sinister forces were ultimately responsible in the shadows in corridors of power.

I feel that the President may avoid this tragedy, if he acts cautiously now, and moves tactically.

In closing?

I pray that my vision is wrong!

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Osama bid Laden...trojan attack on my laptop? Image of terrorist spashes across screen! Help!

Image of Osama bin Laden splashes across my laptop at start-up!



There has been a shocking disturbing turn of events in the tawdry Osama tale that I am inclined to share with my Tattler readers at this grim hour.

I am under attack by terrorists, or so it would appear, for reporting on the ongoing Osama bin Laden saga as it has been unfolding in the glare of the International spotlight on news wires around the globe in recent days.

Around noon today, I posted an update on the specifics of the clandestine attack on the known terrorist, which resulted in his subsequent capture and death at a compound just outside the Capitol in Pakistan.

In that post, I noted that Osama bin Laden was apparently not armed, as originally alleged by Officials at the White House, and that children were in the bedroom when the stealth attack was underway without the knowledge of the military powers-that-be in that terrorist-plagued country.


Post:  05/03/2011

http://ijulian.blogspot.com/2011/05/osama-bin-ladenwhite-house-fesses-up.html

I was reporting from the Crystal Casino Hotel in Compton, where I was taking a respite from it all, for a couple of days.

After publishing the article on the White House press conference - that was held earlier today to address niggling concerns of the press, I packed up my laptop and headed back to downtown Los Angeles.

Since I usually receive numerous comments on my site, that need editorial approval before they are published on the Tattler, I popped into Starbucks on 7th Street to review my yahoo mailbox for messages to post.

When the IBM Thinkpad sprang to life, the above-captioned photo of Osama flooded the entire screen of my laptop, without warning!

At first, I thought it was a computer glitch, that occurred when the laptop was shut-down just a scant couple of hours ago.

Not!

I have rebooted the computer several times, but on each occasion, the image of bin Laden continues to loom large on my screen at start up and stare me in the face!

Is he sending me a message from beyond?

I turned to a customer at Starbucks and informed her of the dilemma I was encountering.

"Oh, my God. Every time you turn on your computer, you will be confronted with Osama bin Laden's photographic image!"

Eerie!

In retrospect, and after a bit of reflection, it awned on me that perhaps when I clicked on a "comment' link left on the site at the bottom of a post, that a Trojan intruder was triggered with instructions to infect my computer screen with the image of the former Al Qaeda leader.

Curiously, when I was strolling down the street on my way to Starbucks, a thought crossed my mind that I might be a  target for terrorists in view of my detailed news reports on the death of Osama, terrorist activity, and the current threat to Americans here and abroad.

How strange!

It appears that my psychic intuition (feeling) was correct.

At this juncture, I have tried to remove the image, but with little success!

Although my computer appears to be functioning normally - I can still pen posts and publish them (I think! I haven't tried yet) - I am unable to free myself of Osama bin Laden's face every time I start up the IBM computer.

So, now I am reaching out to my readers.

Help!

Any suggestions?

Right now, I am scanning with an anti-virus software program to see if I can uncover any clues or hidden files (at least) that need deleting.

News at 11!

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Osama bin Laden...White House fesses up that terrorist was not armed! Children were in room when attack went down!

On the heels of accusations that all the true facts surrounding the death of known terrorist - Osama bin Laden - have not been forthcoming, a White House Official appeared at a press conference just moments ago in a deceitful sly effort to put the issues to rest.


In one startling revelation, President Obama's spokesperson acknowledged that - contrary to prior reports out of the White House - Osama bin Laden was not armed when he was shot in the head!

"He appeared to be reaching for a gun," he noted nervously, as he faced a vigilant probing press corp.

In addition, it was also noted for the record, that the woman - allegedly used as a shield - was not one of Osama bin Laden's wives.

More shocking, perhaps, was the disclosure that she was not allegedly used for the purposes originally stated by the Government.

Now, for the first time, the White House mouthpiece also fessed up that there were children in the bedroom when the clandestine full frontal attack on Osama bin Laden was launched on the compound.

Was that why Mrs. Clinton covered her mouth in shock as she watched real-time footage of the raid in the situation room alongside the President?

No wonder, handlers refused to confirm for the record, the precise nature of the footage that was being scrutinized when the infamous photo of the key players - President Barack Obama and Mrs. Clinton, for starters - was snapped by a White House photographer for future posterity.

Curiously, we learned for the first time, that there were also no armed guards on the premises!

When one reporter asked if enhanced interrogations of one witness in particular, ferreted out the precise information needed to get a scope on the wanted fugitive, the spokesman asserted that the insinuation was"strange incredulity".

Then, he proceeded to assert that it was a wealth of surveillance and intelligence data gathered over the years by dozens of agents and intelligence experts, that led to the capture and murder of Osama bin Laden over the weekend.

Some members of the press in attendance expressed their indignation that President Barack Obama's representative was seeking to downplay the role that others played in respect to the interrogation of one lone courier which they feel contributed to the end scenario.

In sum?

It appeared that the aid was seeking to negate any contributions that the George Bush administration contributed to the events that unfolded in recent days and subsequently led to the terrorist's demise.

"Just give credit where it is due," one reporter angrily retorted, in so many words.

Ah, the plot thickens!

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Osama bin Laden...President may give OK to release photo of terrorist's corpse! Visit to "Ground Zero" planned!



Gruesome photos purporting to be Osama circulating Internet

Amidst a swirl of controversy (and cries of foul play) - and as gathering conspiracy theories run rampant and flourish at breakneck speed across the Internet - Officials in Washington have announced that the U.S. Government may release a gruesome photo of Osama bin laden with the specific aim of quashing the doubts of U.S. Citizens who are now under the impression that Osama bin Laden's burial at sea was all an elaborate cover-up - a hoax - in fact.

Sources at the White House have warned in advance - that alleged documented evidence about to be released to satisfy the demands of  the American people - may literally turn stomachs in view of the fact the known terrorist was allegedly felled by a fatal gunshot wound above one eye.

To many, citing that reason as grounds to withhold the photographs, is a hollow flimsy excuse.

In retrospect, it appears that the White House's prior decision to bury Public Enemy # 1 at sea - was a misstep - which has ended up damaging President Barack Obama's credibility on the threshold of a bid for a second term in the corridors of power on the hill in Washington.

In response to queries from Good Morning America, Condoleezza Rice appeared before the cameras bright-and-early this morning in a bold-faced effort to ease the concerns of Americans around the country.

"There is no reason to doubt that he is dead," Ms. Rice stated matter-of-fact as a disbelieving Nation gazed on from their armchairs at home.this morning.

Is she kidding?

The White House has a history of distorting and disguising the truth, after all.

For example, on the grounds that Saddam Hussein was hunkered down with weapons of mass destruction in Iraq, the go-ahead was given to attack his compound and murder the unpopular dictator.

Former President George Bush actually spouted off that lie on International news broadcasts with an emotionless straight face without guilt or shame.

Until President Barack Obama delivers up proof that the corpse buried at sea was - and is indeed that of the former Al Qaeda leader - a doubting voter block will proceed to rally against the President on the grounds that he has been less-than-truthful to the American people and that such disreputable conduct warrants ousting from political office.

The proof is in the pudding, after all.

Meanwhile, it was also announced over the past twenty-four hours, that the President intends to appear at ground zero on Thursday to meet with individuals who suffered the loss of loved ones in the terrorist attacks on the Twin Towers in New York City almost a decade ago.

Will protesters be at-the-ready to demand immediate action on the Osama bin Laden front?

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Dave Letterman...last words of Osama bin Laden! Brian Williams & a bit of levity welcome!



On the heels of a slew of screaming headlines - and a barrage of exclusive minute-by-minute alerts spewing out all the titillating details of the Osama bin Laden stealth shake-down which resulted in his death yesterday - the late-night talk show circuit has responded to the call.


Yup!

Just maybe, a bit of levity is what a healing Nation needs right now to lighten up!

Trust Dave Letterman to dive it and take a shot.

Tonight - with Brian Williams standing in the wings - the toothy stand-up comic offered up a hilarious top ten list which speculated on what Osama bin Laden's last words were before he bit the bullet big time.

There were quite a few zingers in the batch of quips which brought the house down
My faves?

*My horoscope says big surprises are in store

*See, this is why I normally don't answer the door

*The one time I give my bodyguards a day off to go to the zoo

*I hear Williams is on Dave Letterman to discuss my imminent demise

*I'm not sure I want to live in a world where Fast Five is the #1 movie

*I need a house full of Navy Seals like I need a hole in the head

*Oh, crap
I was delighted when the quip about the news anchor's slated appearance on Dave Letterman tonight fell on my ears.
After all, I alerted my readers to that fact earlier this morning!
I LOL!

Does Dave peruse the Tattler?

Things got a little ugly when Mr. Williams alighted in the hot seat, though.

With a bit of ceremonious flare, the witty newsie rustled up front page headlines from two prominent U.S. dailies published today, which underscored that the fugitive terrorist was the scorn of the country still in the wake of his sad demise..

Obviously, in view of the screaming captions which read as follows
"Got Him."
"Rot in Hell."

The latter was one I featured in a post today at the Tattler

Was that the reason why my "hits" soared into the stratosphere over the past twenty-four hours

Yes, in addition to being a historical turning-point for America in the war against terrorism, my Osama news coverage catapulted me into the highest ratings bracket ever on the Internet since I first started up my humble blog on a Fox site ("On the Lot") about three years ago.

Once the kidding was aside, Dave probed Brian Williams about his role in the Osama scheme of things, though.

Allegedly, Mr. Williams was perched in his armchair on Sunday eve - like many Americans around the Nation - when he spied a message from a Senior White House Official on his blackberry.

Just as the well-respected newsman was about to respond to the text message, the telephone rang.

At this juncture, a sketchy account of the events unfolding at that hour was relayed to Williams, who immediately dashed upstairs to pack so that he could dart off to the studio to commence with a round of exhausting insightful news reports for his employer at a powerful network.

"My wife actually had the car in the driveway - with the engine running - pointed in the direction of the road to expedite my departure."

"That was the first time she didn't aim it in the direction of the house at you, I bet," Dave kidded.

The audience roared!

The domestic humor sat well with the audience.

By the way, the well-manicured newsman underscored that he was admonished not to tell anyone about the startling news story that was breaking about Osama bin Laden's unexpected demise at a staggering fast-pace.

I expect that with any other individual - loose lips would have sunk ships - in the 11th hour.

In a candid moment, Williams noted that he attended the roast for Donald Trump on the weekend, and that there was not even a hint from President Barack Obama's corner that anything was going down at that hour.

Talk about a poker face!

Sly devil!

When the conversation turned to Osama and revelations about his upscale digs just outside of the capitol of Pakistan (which I reported on earlier today) Williams actually cursed out loud!

"I was pissed," he lamented to all within earshot.
"Folks used to be consoled by the fact - that although Osama bin Laden was not captured - at least he was forced to endure untold humilities - hiding in caves, for instance - to avoid the long arm of the law," he reminded Dave, in so many words.

"But, no, apparently he was camped out in a million-dollar mansion with all the creature comforts," he hissed in disgust.

Did Mr. Williams take the position that the Pakistan Government - and its top-notch (!) security forces - were keenly aware of the fact that Osama bin Laden was in their midst?

Uh-huh!

"Yeah, that was kind of hinky," Dave half-scoffed half-joked in response.

Nope.

The excuses of Pakistan officials didn't pass the smell test, in my estimation.
After noting some of the details - in respect to the specifics of the luxury Century 21 digs (as he put it) - Williams followed up with a sizzling assessment.

"We were built better," he stated matter-of-fact, as he beamed with pride over the outcome.

The studio audience applauded loudly and cheered wildly!

That Williams has a way with words, doesn't he?

"It was a thumb in our eyes for years (elusive Osama) - ever since President Bush vowed to hunt him down and nab him."

Surprisingly, Williams noted for the record, that he once travelled with the Navy Seal 6 team that pulled off the mission without a hitch above-and-beyond the call of duty.

"I was sworn to secrecy when I was hitching a ride to Baghdad.a few years ago."

The popular highly-rated anchorman characterized the real-time coverage of the ambush - watched closely by the awestruck President and solemn Mrs. Clinton - as "harrowing television".

Obviously, from the expressions on their faces, revealed on CNN news clips broadcast tonight world-wide.

Williams applauded President Obama for issuing a memo in the recent past, in which he instructed the CIA and the military, to give Osama bin Laden's capture a top priority.
Today, Barack Obama must have been strutting around the hill, with a big swinging dick hanging between his legs, eh?

Power is the most potent aphrodisiac.

When the topic turned to the specifics of the President's order, Williams begged off.
He confessed that he was not privy to the contents of the directive - and, in particular - was not aware of the details (whether or not the hush-hush document stipulated to capture or to kill bin Laden on sight, for instance).

However, he asserted that Osama bin Laden's "alleged" corpse (my words, not his) was treated with the utmost of respect..
The standard was high. The body was washed and wrapped in white linen. And, there was a member of the clergy present to officiate at the unceremonious dump into the sea.

But, Letterman's jokes about Osama being on the way to hell right about now, signalled that the sometimes goofy talk-show host was ignorant of at least one reality.

While some folks may think that a burial at sea - in this instant case was the best end scenario - I am reminded of an old Buddhist teaching about our existence on this mortal coil.
According to the great Masters - Buddha, for instance - in the end we are all just drops in the ocean in a spiritual sense!

Has the Government unwittingly immortalized the terrorist by casting him into the sea where he may become "one" with God?

In the aftermath, Williams speculated that branches of al qaeda still remain, to rise up and plague Americans in the future perhaps.

"Everything is in play," he summed up to a hushed audience.

On a humorous note, Dave congratulated Williams on his new toupee.

"Oh, it''s great. I swim in it. And, it is so lifelike, isn't it?"

Underneath surface appearances
Balding Dave was green with envy, just betcha.
He should invite Pop Diva Elton John on one night - to engage in a demonstration for his male audience - on the merits hair plugs.

Sir Elton may be able to coax Prince William along - which would be a ratings bonanza for Davey, no doubt!

Provided the segment did not broadcast on the night of a world series match!

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Dave & Brian take potshots at terrorist corpse!

Osama bin Laden...uncanny coincidences intrigue! 911 and Hitler parallels!



Over the weekend, it did not escape the attention of Americans hungrily gobbling up news reports in the wake of Osama bin Laden's death, that there were uncanny parallels unfolding that signalled that something profound and mystical was in play.

For example, at a sports arena yesterday evening on the East coast of the Unite States, the astounding news alerts regarding the terrorist's death at the hands of U.S. Navy 6 seals on a clandestine military mission, were revealed in the 9th inning when the two teams were tied with a score of 1 to 1.

Immediately, an eerie feeling swept over the stunned fans.

911!

Curiously, Obama bin Laden was also shot and killed on the eve of the anniversary of another infamous tyrant's death.

Adolf Hitler!

Curiously, Hitler managed to snuff out his diabolical life by his own hand to avoid capture.

In a striking irony, Osama bin Laden was known to have lamented to his enemies world-wide, that he would kill himself, in the event he was about to be apprehended.

Unfortunately for the Al Qaeda leader, he was felled before he could commit suicide.

Now, word comes out of the editorial offices of TIME Magazine, that the cover of the prestigious news publication will feature a similarly-styled cover page that was used to announce the death of Hitler over sixty years ago!

Understandably, shivers ran up and down my spine, when the reality of it all sunk in.

God moves in mysterious ways!

Amen!

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Symbols of power hinted at by both feared leaders!

Osama bin Laden...Canadian takes hateful potshot at Americans! On Facebook! News coverage on terrorist excessive?

I luv my homeland Canada!

(but not the anti-American sentiment)

Whew!

Some people are so foolish!

Today, I dropped a "friend" for posting the following comment on a featured news link - on the death of Osama bin Laden - that I published on Facebook.

Hi Julian
Debbie Chambers commented on your link.

Debbie wrote:


"Enough already. Is that all you Americans can talk about is OBL? Every American tv station is talking about it.
THANK GOD IM CANADIAN!!"


See the comment thread
Reply to this email to comment on this link.
Thanks

The Facebook Team

Frankly, I am tired of the anti-American sentiment my fellow Canaidans spew out at my U.S. friends south of the Border at the drop-of-a-hat!

Enough already?

Take a hike, lady!


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Osama a hunted fugitive for the past decade!

Osama Bin Laden...silence helped nab terrorist! Lack of technology a red flag!

As the top news story of the past decade (the death of terrorist Osama Bin Laden) - unfolds in breathtaking detail around the globe - one niggling fact remains.

It was not good old American know-how (or military mite) necessarily - that felled the notorious terrorist who graced the FBI's "Most Wanted" list for nine years or so - but rather - a smidgen of common sense!

According to sources at the White House, the intelligence community zeroed in on the Al Qaeda upstart leader months ago, because of basic stupidity on the part of one of Osama's couriers.

For example, it is being reported that investigators at the CIA and the JSOC became suspicious when it came to their attention that none of the residents at the highly-secured compound outside of the Capitol of Pakistan were in possession of any common technological devices - such as cell phones, Internet connections, cable hook-ups, and what-have-you - normally utilized by regular citizens in the daily course of their routine.

In a nutshell?

The silence was golden!

A tip-off to agents!

Once that curious observation was made, the authorities proceeded to take a closer look from a secure perch - at which point - they noticed that things didn't sit right with the mysterious tenants who inhabited the compound.

For example, the residents were spied burning their rubbish, instead of casually tossing it out like their neighbours did.

The fact that the suspects were painstakingly destroying their garbage sent up a red flag!

At that juncture, agents determined by way of vigorous 24-hour surveillance, that one floor of the facility was inhabited by a tall man who bore a striking resemblance to Osama Bin Laden.

Osama's height probably did him in, for starters!

Notwithstanding - one has to wonder - did Bin Laden get sloppy on the heels of his falling stature in the eyes of the Muslim world in recent years?

Could be!

Apparently, the al Qaeda leader suffered a noticeable decline in popularity in recent days.

For example, a Pew poll conducted a month ago in six Muslim countries determined that Bin Laden's popularity dropped since a similar survey was conducted back in 2003.

Only 34 percent of Muslims in the Palestinian territories polled expressed confidence in Osama's ability to be an effective representative of their political, social, and religious views.

In contrast, the fugitive soared to world prominence in the Arab world with an approval rating of 72 percent, right after the 911 attack on the Twin Towers in New York a decade ago.

The biggest drops in support were reflected in polls that were taken in Indonesia and Jordan.

However, the al Qaeda leader's popularity remained strong with radical Islamists for one basic reason.

This rag-tag band of hard-nosed Muslims backed and supported Osama for vigilantly warring against the much-hated Western world.

Now that Osama Bin Laden has met his demise, who will the lone wolves turn to now?

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Compound digs where Osama bin Laden was felled by shooter's bullet!

Osama Bin Laden...Brian Williams to appear on Dave Letterman tonight! News Anchor chats about Al Qaeda terrorist!

TV News Anchorman - Brian Williams - is slated to appear on the Dave Letterman Show this evening to discuss the recent ambush - and subsequent death of - Al Qaeda leader Osama Bin Laden.

At this hour, in spite of concerted efforts on the part of the White House to tie up all the loose ends, many U.S. Citizens remain in a quandary about the specifics  of Osama Bin Laden's alleged death over the weekend.

One fly in the ointment?

The Government has failed to produce a corpse!

Hopefully, Mr. Williams will be able to open a meaningful dialogue about this - and many other issues - on the popular late night talk show circuit this evening.

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Dead Terrorist Man-of-the-Hour on Global News Scene!

Osama Bin Laden...President Obama lucky! Visitor comments ! Burial at sea a hoax!

Until about five o'clock this morning, I followed the astounding events surrounding Osama Bin Laden's death, as they unfolded overseas and splashed over the Internet on these shores in the U.S.

During the course of the evening, quite a few individuals were inclined to post comments on several separate posts at the Tattler, which were summarily published on my site.

The general consensus?

"President Obama was lucky!"

"The burial at sea is a hoax!"

"Osama Bin Laden may turn up the future!"

"Won't believe it until I see the body!"

Here is what"anonymous" visitors posted at the Tattler:

Anonymous said...

Your President Obama has been very lucky, after all his problems he does what couldnt be done in 10 years, killing Osama just before his election.
Remember we got the full media circus on Saddam Hussein's hanging, even the capture caught on film.
And after Osama is killed we immediately fulfilling Osama's last wishes and burring him at sea.
Im not into all that nonsense conspiracy theories that come up when someone famous dies but this one is just too convenient.
Obama cares more of looking good in front of cameras, a true celebrity president.
May 2, 2011 6:49 AM

Anonymous said...

This is a complete hoax used by Obama to try and get the ratings up. Having killed hundreds thousands of innocent civilians in the middle east this is the culmination of everything?
Osama has either died years ago or he just got his passport to live in freedom for the rest of his life. It is one of the fastest burials I have ever heard of. Saddam was exhibited alive and excuted.Osama gone in the night!!
May 2, 2011 4:30 AM

Anonymous said...

i think this is a fake and an effort for Obama to gain back some popularity.
something is not right with this.. buried at sea??
May 2, 2011 7:53 AM

Anonymous said...

It seems clear that the new of Osama's dth is the last lie of this huge fake, what i am wondering is why US goverment came up with it in such a dumb way (..no death evidence so far, body buried in the sea..?¿), i would like to open a new discussion, in order to find out the reasons the new came up now, in these way and why no official or no official media is pointing out all these questions.
Peronally,i do not think that it is a political movement of the republican party, to improve Obama´s popularity, so the new has been rapidly backed by George Bush Junior, I would reckon it is the result of a global conspirancy, and an the last US movement, why now and in such a silly way? maybe to hide temporarily the Libian operation? to justify future "Al qaeda's" attacks and the following "International Comunity military responses"? who knows.....
anyway, i would not think anymore that Obama is someone different, he is an other puppet with a "new" dress..
May 2, 2011 1:01 AM

Anonymous said...

I was in Israel in March '04 when we got word Obama sin laden had been killed along Afghan/Paki border. I think I put more stock in that report ... especially now with this obsurd decision to deep six the forensic evidence.
May 2, 2011 1:01 AM


The comments made be read directly at the following link:

Post: 05/01/2011

http://ijulian.blogspot.com/2011/05/osama-bin-ladenburied-at-sea-death-hoax.html

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911 terrorist attack attributed to Osama Bin Laden

Osama Bin Laden...brother cries foul! Laments burial at sea!

 



Contrary to a report from the U.S. Government - that Osama's body was buried at sea in accordance with Muslim tradition after passing to spirit within twenty-four hours - and before sunset - a brother of the Al Qaeda leader lamented to at least one news organization tonight that he would have preferred that the remains were turned over immediately to the terrorist's family.

Curious that, eh?

The issue of treating the body with dignity and respect on the heels of the death is one thing, but does the second excuse hold up water?

A spokesperson at the White House vigorously underscored that the action was also taken to prevent the "burial" place from becoming a shrine.

Say what?

In view of the unfolding events, the excuses of President Obama's staff appears to be not only unfounded - but also highly irregular - if not downright suspicious.

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Osama Bin Laden News Reports at the Tattler

Post:  05/01/2011

http://ijulian.blogspot.com/2011/05/osama-bin-ladendead-news-alert.html

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http://ijulian.blogspot.com/2011/05/president-barack-obamaconfirms-osama.html

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http://ijulian.blogspot.com/2011/05/president-barack-obamatext-of-white.html

Post: 05/02/2011

http://ijulian.blogspot.com/2011/05/osama-bin-ladenburied-at-sea-death-hoax.html

Post: 05/02/2011

http://ijulian.blogspot.com/2011/05/us-state-departmentissues-terrorist.html

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Osama Bin Laden's hero burial at sea?