Why Franklin Graham Can Kiss My Ass


The son of evangelical preacher Billy Graham is such a dickhead. I was never a fan of his father mostly because I can't stand being preached at by anyone, especially hypocrites who are quick to condemn me to hell for not seeing things their way. Plus Billy Graham's so called 'specials' always came on TV and replaced some better show that I had been waiting all week to see.

Since the elder Graham died, his douchebag of a son has taken over the family business and has used to bully pulpit to speak about things that alienate people from each other as opposed to bringing them together. His father was a wise enough man to package his message that lifted up the common man. I may not have respected much of what he said but I respected his way of saying it. Billy Graham never made you feel small or even evil for not seeing religion the way he saw it.

This weekend Franklin Graham dove head first into all this 'birther' nonsense and suggest that Obama just show his birth certificate and put the whole controversy to rest. We all know the President has already done that. He is America and by his own admission a Christian. Hearing that, the younger Graham immediately criticized the President for not being HIS kind of Christian. Who the hell does this idiot think he is?

How ignorant is it to question how a person interacts with their God? No one ever questions the way that Franklin is a Christian and neither should he question Obama's faith. He would never say this if Obama was a republican, or white.

So welcome to the wacky right wing of the Republican Party holy man and thank you for making yourself totally irrelevant to me and my generation for the rest of your life. I suspect that sooner, rather than later, we will discover that many of your judgements come from inside your glass house. Fuck you.

(I think I need to re-activate my Cave of Cool Silver Bullet Award - so many asshats deserving such a prestigious award)