Pierce - "Whoa. Who is the dumpling with a nice Asian pair?"
Jeff - "That's the first time sexism has made me hungry. But she is something. I fear I might have to let her see me nude."
Pierce - "I might have to take a shot myself."
Jeff - "(derisive laughter)"
Pierce - "What' so funny?"
Jeff - "Well, why would a woman want a Plymouth on cinder blocks when she can have Testarosa 500 horsepower with a six speed stick?"
Pierce - "Because my stick is RIBBED for her pleasure".
Jeff - "I think those are wrinkles."
