There is nothing more terrifying than being charged by a Gorilla carrying a big spoon. Of course your initial reaction is one of shock.
They you start to form questions in your mind like - "Why is a Gorilla carrying a spoon? Do they even make spoons that big? Where would a Gorilla purchase or come across such an item? Is he mad because we interupted his nutricious breakfast of Fruit Loops with banana slices?
I NEED to know these things because I know it will bug me all week if I don't come away with some logical explainations.
It's too bad that by the time I open my mouth to ask my questions I find I have already been dead for the last two minutes. Now some Gorilla is using a big silver spoon to scoop out my beautiful grey matter.
Just another day in the jungle.
