The King's Speech...dazzling high-brow Art! Stellar acting by Colin Firth & Geoffrey Rush!









The King's Speech is a remarkable film!

Consequently, I was not surprised when the stellar Weinstein production rustled up a-dozen-or-so Oscar nominations on these shores at the crack-of-dawn this morning!

In addition, the Colin Firth vehicle nabbed a Producer's Guild Award, at the Producers' swanky annual Black Tie Soiree over the weekend.

The Darryl F. Zannick Award - which equates to a "Best Picture" nod in Oscar-speak - usually signals voting trends in the rarefied air over at the Academy of Arts & Motion Picture Sciences.

Critical acclaim aside, the high-brow offering is also being hailed by theatre-goers as a Masterpiece.

I whole-heartedly agree!

Indeed, English loyalists (and others) are just now tracking down the film for screening purposes around the country in anticipation of the upcoming 83rd Annual Oscar celebrations in Hollywood.

When the first scene flickers to life on the silver screen - even the most critical filmgoer can't help but be swept up into the lush period piece - which focuses on a little-known drama that unfolded behind-the-scenes when a Playboy Prince - the Duke Of Windsor - announced his intention to relinquish the English Throne in order to pursue an American divorcee he'd prefer to live in "sin" with (if necessary).

By now, many of the intriguing details of the run-a-way hit have leaked out - thanks to a dotting press - leaving little mystery about the plot line surrounding this passionate true-life-tale about a love that dared speak its name (and suffered dire consequences as a result).

According to the filmmakers, once King George V's eldest son begged off on his official role as the King of England, his younger brother - the Duke of York - was forced to step up to the Royal plate to take the reins with some reluctance.

Although Historians and Englishmen (in general) are familiar with the tawdry details of the "Simpson" affair, few were aware of ffrenzied behind-the-scenes maneuverings to force a stiff upper lip among handlers and politicians alike when the issue of King George VI's stammering came to light.

The King's inability to effectively communicate with leaders on the World Stage - and his peoples - must be kept under wraps at all cost for obvious reasons!

In a nutshell - "The King's Speech" is a dramatization of the Monarch's struggle to come to grips with the troubling speech impediment - and an awkward relationship which develops unexpectedly with a commoner who offers up helpful counselling capable of rectifying the problem.

For the greater part of the flick (which flies by, so engrossing is the footage) the drama zeroes in on the King's dreaded fear of being unable to effectively interact with his subjects - and thus - the unusual steps he undertakes to overcome a dilemma which threatens to topple the Empire shortly after he is forced into the limelight when war was declared with Germany.

Because the richly-textured project takes a departure from the norm - the material is elevated - and succeeds in conquering new narrative ground.

This especially rings true when "The King's Speech" explores - with great agility (and a lot of levity) - the issue of class distinction.

The touchy relationship between King and subject is turned on its ear at one point - then respectfully righted in a delightful inspiring way - that ends up resonating to the core.

Although the glossy flick is basically a drama - there is a lot of comic relief and side-splitting fun - that breaks the ice now and then during the course of the two-and-a-half-hour production.

For example, when the speech therapist observes that the King doesn't stutter when he swears, George VI erupts into a chorus of guttural curses that not only end up loosening the tongue - but also sending a torrent of words trilling trippingly off the tongue with eloquent ease.

A string of - sh**s, fu**s, - and what-have-you - never sounded so sweet before in my humble opinion.

Understandably, the house falls down in the aisles laughing uproariously.

In this version of the "Simpson" scandal, the Duke of Windsor's lover has been painted in an unlfattering light.

Normally, the uppercrust (and Historical biographers) have referred to Mrs. Simpson as a classy dame - the eptiome of style - who won the Prince's heart by virtue of her dazzling persona.

Here, the producers have depicted the interloper as a scarlet woman out to scoff up Palace spoils.

In some respects, the material reminds me of the hatchet job that was recently performed on Queen Elizabeth a scant couple of years ago in another feature film.

If anything, I expect the writers on both occasion, took a lot of poetic license.

Personally, in respect to the issue of Mrs. Simpson, I find it highly doubtful that the Duke of Windsor would be so easily hood-winked by a classless golddigger!

One fly in the ointment, as they say!

As to the performances, well, they're all stand out characterizations.

In recent years Colin Firth has been hailed for his fine performances in a handful of films (mostly produced overseas) under Iindependent banners.

In "The King's Speech" the talented actor is a tour de force to reckon with.

Indeed - his fleshed-out characterization of George VI - is literally spellbinding.

The Envelope, please!

Likewise, Geoffrey Rush once again establishes that he, too, possesses a remarkable gift for acting that appears to be bottomless.

The two in concert together make wonderful music!

A must-see 5 star feature!

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83rd Annual Oscar Nominations...King's Speech nabs 12 nods! Wahlberg, Moore & Affleck snubbed!










Die-hard film buffs and a swarm of discerning film critics (anxious to yelp "I told 'ya so") tumbled out of bed at the crack of dawn today to catch a run-down of the Oscar nods for the calendar year of 2010.

I was brimming with pride when the nominees were named because - as it turns out - most of my own predictions in all the major categories fell in line with those drummed up by the Academy.

Top Ten Flicks

Post: 12/28/10

http://ijulian.blogspot.com/2010/12/top-10-movies-for-2010social-network.html

Top 5 Actors & Actresses

Post: 01/02/11

http://ijulian.blogspot.com/2011/01/julian-ayrs-top-5-picksactors-actresses.html

Top 5 Directors

Post: 01/09/11

http://ijulian.blogspot.com/2011/01/julian-ayrs-top-5-picks-for-director.html

Top 5 Screenwriters

Post: 01/11/11

http://ijulian.blogspot.com/2011/01/julian-ayrs-5-top-picksbest.html

In some respects - a handful of hopefuls who received a nod from the prestigious Academy of Motion Picture Arts & Sciences - were a shoe-in to capture the coveted honor.

But, there were a couple of nasty upsets, nonetheless.

For instance, Julianne Moore - considered a leading contender for her seamless characterization in - "The Kids are Alright" - was passed over.

Mark Wahlberg - who pined quietly in the sidelines the past few weeks (surreptiously biting his nails) watched supporting players on his highly-nominated film (The Fighter) rustle up nods while he was left out of the ring.

The Academy could have at least tossed a bone to Ben Affleck - in the category of Best Director - since the handsome actor did such a bang-up job on his first big-budget suspense-thriller (the talented kid also garnered great critical notices for his feataure "Gone Baby Gone").

Uh-huh!

The big winner was "The King's Speech" which nabbed a staggering 12 nominations.

"True Grit" trailed behind with ten of the little suckers.

As expected - "The Social Network" - made a fairly big splash alongside the oh-so-dark "Black Swan" and the well-received boxing flick "The Figher".

Mo’Nique - who was dressed-to-the-nines in a spiffy body-fitting frock which suited her dark sultry looks, nervously shared the heady task of announcing the Oscar nominees with the President of the Academy of Motion Picture Arts and Sciences at (yawn) 5:30 a.m. on CBS.

With little more ado - drum roll - please!

BEST PICTURE

• Black Swan
• The Fighter
• Inception
• The Kids are All Right
• Toy Story 3
• The King’s Speech
• The Social Network
• True Grit
• Winter’s Bone
• 127 Hours

BEST ACTOR IN A LEAD ROLE

• Jesse Eisenberg (The Social Network)
• Colin Firth (The King’s Speech)
• James Franco (127 Hours)
• Jeff Bridges (True Grit)
• Javier Bardem (Biutiful)

BEST ACTRESS IN A LEAD ROLE

• Annette Bening (Kids are All Right)
• Nicole Kidman (Rabbit Hole)
• Jennifer Lawrence (Winter’s Bone)
• Natalie Portman (Black Swan)
• Michelle Williams (Blue Valentine)

BEST ACTOR IN SUPPORTING ROLE

• Christian Bale (The Fighter)
• Mark Ruffalo, (Kids are All Right)
• John Hawkes, (Winter’s Bone)
• Jeremy Renner (The Town)
• Geoffrey Rush (The King’s Speech)

BEST ACTRESS IN SUPPORTING ROLE

• Amy Adams (The Fighter)
• Helena Bonham Carter (The King’s Speech)
• Hailee Steinfeld (True Grit)
• Melissa Leo (The Fighter)
• Jacki Weaver (Animal Kingdom)

BEST DIRECTOR

• Darren Aronofsky (Black Swan)
• David Fincher (The Social Network)
• Tom Hooper (The King’s Speech)
• Joel Coen and Ethan Coen (True Grit)
• David O. Russell (The Fighter)

ANIMATED FILM

• How to Train Your Dragon
• The Illusionist
• Toy Story 3

BEST ORIGINAL SCREENPLAY

• Mike Leigh (Another Year)
• Scott Silver & Paul Tamasay (Fighter)
• Christopher Nolan  (Inception)
• Lisa Cholodenko & Stuart Blumberg (Kids All Right)
• David Seidler (The King’s Speech)

BEST ADAPTED SCREENPLAY

• Danny Boyle & Simon Beaufroy (127 Hours)
• Aaron Sorkin (The Social Network)
• Ethan Coen and Joel Coen (True Grit)
• Debra Granik & Anne Rosselini (Winter’s Bone)
• John Lasseter, Andrew Stanton, Lee Unkrich, Michael Arndt
Toy Story 3)

BEST FOREIGN LANGUAGE FILM

• Biutiful (Mexico)
• Dogtooth (Greece)
• Incendies (Canada)
• Outside the Law (Algeria)
• In a Better World (Denmark)

The Oscars will be handed out Feb. 27th amdist at lot of hoopla & dazzle at the Kodak Theatre in Hollywood, after nominees make the long arduous trek down the frenzied red carpet on Hollywood Boulevard.

Anne Hathaway and James Franco are hosting the splashy event!

See 'ya there.

As Bugs Bunny would say:

That's all folks!

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Women's Spring Fashion...feminine! Sensual! Romantic!

 


Uncomplicated sun dresses in monochromatic shades of white will be popular this spring - when the chic female silhouette takes a delicate sure-footed step forward - into a welcome feminine direction.

The stylish ensembles will be marked by delicate floral prints - that are see-through on occasion and layered - and inclined to float on sensual fabrics that are a delight to the touch and a feast for the eyes.

Under a romantic full moon, the sensual female will also be inclined to don simple - yet distinctive - designer frocks that flow freely over a body adorned with a precious eye-catching bauble or two to exalt the features.

If you're a gal without the stylish ability to pull the look off on your own, saunter down to Robertson Blvd. in WeHo, and take a gander at the offerings in the window at Chanel for fashion tips.

Solids in vivid bold colors - such as blood-red and ultra-marine blue - will lead the way, also.

In addition, stripes of a different color - polka-dots, too - will surge forward with stylish flair when the first buds of the new season break through.

In a nutshell, fashionistas are forecasting a 70's influence, sure to transform the doldrums of a long drawn-out winter into a bright and cheery season come the end of March or the beginning of April.

And, don't forget accessories such as - pastel-colored sashes, pretty silk scarves, coy little hats sitting askew just-so on the head - to spark up a dash of individual style

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Movie Posters...Bob Peak Art creations! Academy of Motion Pictures Arts & Sciences!







Oft times it is the jazzy celebrated movie poster that lures film buffs into the Theatre.

To many connoisseurs they are a unique American Art Form.

Many rare promotional fliers have become collector's items, too 

In fact, when Tom Cruise's last big-budget action adventure flopped at the box-office (Knight & Day), critics blamed a lackluster poster which they argued confused potential theatre-goers about what was being sold at the box-office.

You know what they say.

Packaging! Packaging! Packaging!

If you're intrigued by the medium, then you  may want to trot over to Beverly Hills and catch the ground-breaking Poster Art of Bob Peak which is on hand over the weekend at the Academy of Motion Picture Arts & Sciences.

The display is dazzling, to say the least.

Examples of Peak's distinctive creations include posters for Apocalypse Now, Every Which Way But Loose, and Superman.

The free exhibit is housed on the Fourth Floor Gallery 'til Sunday.

See 'ya there!

Gallery
Academy of Motion Picture Arts & Sciences
Fourth Floor Gallery
8949 Wilshire Blvd
Beverly Hills, CA

http://www.oscars.org/

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Poster blamed for Cruise flop!

Hair...a celebration life! Horrors of War still impact in Pantages production!







As soon as the last number ends with a hair-rising rendition of  "Let the Sun Shine In"  at the Pantages Theatre in Hollywood, the audience spontaneously springs to their feet with a rousing standing ovation for the talented cast of the 60's Musical Revival.

Minutes later - without much urging from the actors - ecstatic theatre-goers dash up on to the festive stage to partake in a mystical ritual of dancing and clapping at the close of the well-written Musical.

The Stage Revival - now on tour around the country - is definitely a celebration of life!

In one ribald scene, where the cast sing out joyously about having - "my teeth", glorious "hair", and a hot a** - it is quite evident that the rock musical is also an insightful foray into the elusive world of the inner confines (and erotic fantasies) of mind, body, and soul.

And - the message of LOVE and PEACE resonates just as soundly today - as it did over forty years ago when it first hit the Broadway Stage in NYC.

When the storyline drifts into controversial territory - on such thought-provoking issues as the draft and an unpopular War - Hair delivers up a punch that offers up relevant commentary that smacks of the recent conflicts in Iraq and Afghanistan.

Talk about timely!

The horrors of War still impact!

To the instinctive heads of that era - it was quite apparent in their own naive way - that it was intrinsically wrong to rampantly rape, pillage, kill, - and pit Nation against Nation - in the name of protecting the free world!

In contrast, the visionary material also uncannily manages to underscore how different the youth of today are compared to the "hippies" of that bygone era.

After all, in the wake of  9/11 - honor, duty, and serving one's country - became values worth fighting for!

Although some of the references to LBJ (a former U.S. President) and IBM (long before Bill Gates sauntered into the PC Marketplace with compact desktop computers) date the material - in their context - they appear to matter little to enthusiastic theatre-goers who have been packing the house since opening night.

Although some of the directing is a bit pedestrian at times - Hair is a delightful production - that would have benefitted from a bit of judicious pruning here-and-there with the ultimate aim of moving along the pace a tad.

A couple of stand-out poignant ballads are show-stoppers, too!

Members of the audience are particuarly thrilled with the interaction that goes on between the cast and ticket-holders each night once the show gets underway.

At one point - two characters in the stage hit- step out of the Orchestra to offer up a segment of comic relief that is both dazzling and entertaining.

Hair was quite the personal experience for me! 


In fact, I got a little teary-eyed.

Ah, the memories!

Readers of the Tattler may recall that I posted a promo for the two-act musical in which I recalled my friendship with Book & Lyric contributor Gerome Ragni.

Post: 12/26/10

http://ijulian.blogspot.com/2010/12/hairmemories-of-gerome-ragni-rock.html

Both Jerry & I lived and breathed the engaging material - hence - the reason why the words jump out from the page and touch musical-lovers magically in what has proven to be a memorable Stage experience that will not be long forgotten.

In fact, a number of the lyrics are catchy, amusing, and insightful!

Rush Tickets may be purchased on the night of the performance for $25.00.

Such a deal!

Catch it if you can, you won't regret it.

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Anne Hathaway...cast as Catwoman! Meow!








 




Just goes to show 'ya - when you rustle up a high-profile in the biz almost overnight (in addition to turning in a couple of stellar screen characterizations in big box-office features along the way) - that the world is your oyster.

This especially appears to be true for the flavor of the month - talented actress and red-carpet head-turner - Anne Hathaway!

Shortly after starring opposite sexy Jake Gyllenhaal in "Love & Other Drugs", Ms. Hathaway has been handed the plum pussy role of "Catwoman" on a silver platter with a nod from celebrated director Christopher Nolan.

According to handlers, Hathaway is slated to lens the much-anticipated franchise sequel - "The Dark Knight Rises" - in the very near future.

Meow!

Now, Ms. Hathaway follows in a long line of distinguished oft-remembered screen Goddesses - who slipped into the feline costume with ease- in a myriad of TV & Film projects of yesteryear.

Of course, I am referring to luminaries such as Julie Newmar, Michelle Pfeiffer, Lee Meriweather and - who could forget? - oh-so-organic Eartha Kitt!

I expect that Hathaway will scratch up a storm - or at a minimum pull off a delicious tease - given the chance.

Later!

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COMPLEXIONS...intensive dance workshop with Dwight Rhoden and Desmond Richardson!











For 16 years COMPLEXIONS CONTEMPORARY BALLET has been bringing it’s own unique brand of contemporary choreography and technique to the stage.

Now, a Summer Intensive Program has been developed at the renowned company, with the specific aim of making the COMPLETE DANCER from head-to-toe.


PRECISION, PHYSICALITY, EXPRESSION, and VERSATILITY - these are a handful of the vital descriptive words - often used to describe the intrinsic nature of the programs at COMPLEXIONS.

According to the faculty, complexions now seeks dancers that are not limited by his/her training but liberated by it, for the upcoming August semester in New York City.

It should be underscored that CCB Summer Intensive instructs its students like no other.

It guides dancers to achieve their full artistic potential in the unique and exclusive style of Complexions Contemporary Ballet.

Students are taught the Complexions technique through classroom exercises and company repertoire instruction.

Participants experience techniques designed to cultivate and develop strong, well-trained, dancers who are educated to perform more skillfully and creatively.

The Summer Intensive offers three programs, and each program is designed for students who have a solid ballet and modern base, who are looking to take their technique to the next level.

Division 1

A program designed for the Pre-Professional Dancer with a strong emphasis placed on the foundation and fundamentals of Dance in the context of Contemporary Ballet. \

Ages 13-17 years old.

Division 2

Geared towards the Pre-Professional/Professional Dancer who has a solid technical foundation and wishes to continue to refine their training in contemporary ballet and achieve a competitive edge.

Ages 18 and over.

Division 3

THE MASTER SERIES

Think Natalie Portman and The Black Swan.

For Professional Dancers only.

Train one-on-one in an intimate setting with Contemporary Masters including Artistic Directors Dwight Rhoden and Desmond Richardson.

Ages 18 and over.

Location:

DANY STUDIOS
305 West 38th St.
2nd Fl.
New York, NY
10018

DATES:

Week 1

August 1st through August 5th, 2011

Week 2

August 8th through August 12th, 2011

Week 3

August 15th through August 19th, 2011

Week 4

August 22nd through August 26th, 2011

(All students must take at least two consecutive weeks.)

(In order to take week 4 and be included in studio showing all students must take week 3.)

Timetable:

Division 1

(13-17 years)

Mon:
10:00 a.m. – 3:15 p.m.

Tue:
10:00am – 3:15 p.m.

Wed:
10:00 a.m. – 3:15 p.m.

Thu:
10:00 a.m.– 3:15 p.m.

Fri:
10:00 a.m. – 3:15 p.m.

Division 2

(18years+)

Mon:
3:30 p.m. – 7:15 p.m.

Tue:
3:30 p.m. – 7:15 p.m.

Wed:
3:30 p.m. – 7:15 p.m.

Thu:
3:30 p.m. – 7:15 p.m.

Fri:
3:30 p.m. – 7:15 p.m.

Division 3

(18years+)

Mon:
7:30 p.m. – 9:30 p.m.

Tue: 7:30 p.m. – 9:30 p.m.

Wed:
7:30 p.m. – 9:30 p.m.

Thu: 7:30 p.m. – 9:30 p.m.

Fri: 7:30 p.m. – 9:30 p.m.

TUITON RATES

Division 1 & 2

$425 per week

$1600 for all four weeks

Division 3

$325 per week

$1200 for all four weeks

Limited Scholarships available for Division #1 only.

Please email khellams@complexionsdance.org for information.

REGISTRATION & AUDITION INFO

Division 1

AUDITION REQUIRED FOR ACCEPTANCE.

You must pre-register for the audition.
Audition locations and dates are posted under the Education link on Complexions website.
If you cannot attend the audition COMPLEXIONS does accept DVD submissions.

Guidelines for DVD submission are below:

* Not to exceed 15mins
* A sample of bar and center work
* A short contemporary solo

All videos are viewed by co-Artistic Director, Desmond Richardson

Division 2

NO AUDITION REQUIRED

Open enrollment.

Must Pre-Register for the workshop and be at least at an intermediate level.

Admittance is on a first come-first serve basis.

Division 3

NO AUDITION REQUIRED

Must Pre-Register for the workshop and have a recommendation letter from a working dance professional.

The workshop is for ADVANCED students only.

Admittance is on a first come-first serve basis.

INFO
 
www.complexionsdance.org
 
http://www.thetattler.biz
 
 

President Obama...State Dinner for President Hu! Barbra Streisand comment offensive to Chinese?




Handshakes across the water!




President Obama toasted Chinese President Hu, the 1st Lady looked stunning in a red silk organza gown with delicate black flourishes, and the tony elite nibbled on a five-course dinner (before saunering off for an evening of live entertainment) under a distinguished-looking three-quarter-length portrait of President Lincoln who stared down on the goings-on from a far wall.

The occasion?

Why - a State dinner at the White House in honor of Chinese President Hu who is currently visiting these shores - of course!

There was a lot of pomp and circumstance throughout the course of the heady evening, too!

President Obama saluted the people of both Nations on the auspicious occasion, for starters.

"May they (the Chinese & the Americans) grow together in friendship. May they prosper together in peace. And may they realize their dream of the future for themselves, for their children and for their grandchildren," he stressed with great poignancy.

The glittering affair was attended by the "Who's Who" of American Society.

Well, supporters of the Democrats, to be sure!

Former Presidents Clinton and Carter were spied mingling among a host of celebrated luminaries who dressed-to-the-nines for the dazzling don't-miss event.

Mainstays on the political scene - Henry Kissinger and Madelaine Albright, for instance - put in appearances, too.

Not to be outdone, the Hollywood red-carpet-crowd turned out in full force to get up-close-and-personal with power brokers on Washington Hill.

The guest list included - Barbra Streisand, Vogue Editor Anna Wintour, Cellist Yo-You Ma, film star Jackie Chan, Fashion Designer Vera Wang, and Walt Disney Chief Executive Robert Iger  - to name a few.

The rarefied uppercrust who attended supped on a menu featuring mouth-watering entrees such as Maine Lobster and dry-aged rib-eye.

"Typically American," according to White House officials.

In spite of growing controversy in recent years over China's use of dangerous lead in children's toy exports, the shameful shunning of His Holiness the Dalai Lama, a tendency to use real animal fur in fashion offerings to the dismay of animal activists, and allegations of unfair competition by U.S. Lawmakers - most scrambled at the opportunity to sashay into the tony affair.

When Barbra Streisand was asked how she wangled an invite, she allegedly quipped to a reporter:

"I used to work at a Chinese restaurant."

Ooops!

I wonder how the Chinese feel about the stereo-type and being slighted by big-bucks-bab?

I expect there will also be an outcry later in the week when an investigative journalist turns in on a report on the cost of the Hu dinner during  these tough economic times.

News at 11!

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American Idol...ratings down with 18-49 age demographic! Fox nonplussed!








Jennifer Lopez unable to lure viewers!




The critics must be howling today.

Or, rubbing their hands with glee, quipping righteously:

"I told 'ya so!"

In spite of a full-blown promo for the season opener - Jennifer Lopez, Steven Tyler, and Ryan Seacrest appeared on Jay Leno's Late Night talk show this past week to smooze about the upcoming season's dynamic bill-of-fare, for instance - the ratings were a no-show in many respects.

On the heels of the exit of the Bitchy Brit - Simon Cowell - "American Idol" (TV's No. 1 show) finally got a kick in the teeth from their once-loyal fan base in an all-important demographic around the country.

Uh-huh!

According to the Nielsen Company, Wednesday's viewers tapped out at a mere 26.1 million viewers.

The numbers reflect a downward spiral of thirteen percent for the Karoke-style contest which faired well right up until its near death knell when the Fox prime-time winner suffered a bit of a shake-up in personnel and morale on the airwaves and in the trashy tabloids at the supermarket check-out stand. last year.

But, even still, Fox is not one to cry the blues.

With a stiff upper lip, top brass at the alternative Network asserted this morning (to save face?) that the loss in numbers was in line with projections.

At least one performer is smiling.

Paula Abdul, how was your day?

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Abdul & Cowell chemistry a ratings-getter?

American Idol...kicks off with rubber-faced Steven Tyler & stylish Jennifer Lopez!








Ameican Idol returns to kick off a fresh season with one noticeable difference.

Viewers at home won't be treated to the caustic wit of the bitchy brit when the lights go up tonight on the Prime Time Network TV entertainment show.

Uh-huh!

The irascible - Simon Cowell - exited the highly-rated Karaoke-style bill-of-fare many moons ago amidst a storm of controversy.

Fans have a couple of lovable upstarts on the panel of Judges this season to root for, however, that are expected to get their Idol juices flowing.

Rubber-faced Steven Tyler (did he have plastic surgery or what?) will try his hand at the celebrated task of weeding out potential pop winners from loser shower-crooners, with ultra-chic chanteuse - Jennifer Lopez - at his rocking-and-rolling side.

By the way - Ryan Seacrest was so fired up about the big night - that he posted a VIDEO on his web page which afforded fans the opportunity to take a boo at the craft of studio voice-over work over at the American Idol recording studios.

The VID features the cast of American Idol players laying tracks for tonight's much-anticipated launch!

Seacrest's message was crystal clear.

"I tell 'ya!  I'm not going!"

That's right.

Mr. Congeniality - and all-round favorite pop jock - is staying on for the long haul.

That, in spite of the fact the critics are predicting doom and gloom, for the upcoming season.

Yup!

In response to pledges from the producers to be civil to contestants (and each other) this year, pundits are predicting that "playing nice" just isn't going to pan out in the cut-throat ratings game.

The proof is in the pudding, eh?

The overnight ratings will reveal all, if 'ya ask moi!

News at 11!

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Marina Del Rey Hospital...rinky-dink medical facility run by incompetent negligent staff!










Heaven forbid a tourist or a local should be unexpectedly stricken by a sudden illness at the beach, forcing the hapless individual to dash into the Emergency Care facility at the Marina.

What a rink-dink unprofessional hole-in-the-wall place the Marina Del Rey Hospital is!

Shortly after being admitted to the hospital by rude insulting staff (with a piss-poor attitude) patients have revealed that they were set on a treadmill amidst a pile of confusing paperwork - at which point - they got lost in the woodwork as a posse of incompetent case workers and patient liaisons got caught up in a tangle of Healthcare policies threatening to shorten their lives if the actual emergency care wasn't forthcoming soon.

Indeed, when one patient lamented that he wasn't getting much-needed emergency attention, a nurse confirmed red-faced that there had been a slip-up.

The patient's name was left off the list on the Hospital in-patient registry!

Consequently, he was left to wander the halls in search of treatment while the hospital staff at the Marina Del Rey Hospital did fu** all!

In spite of the fact each Nurse at the hospital is assigned four patients - one incompetent lay-about found it difficult to keep up - in spite of the fact only three individuals were in her charge on the night I was eye-witness to her shoddy performance.

Notwithstanding the hospital's failure to promptly admit a patient (which amounted to negligence) and its subsequent shortcomings in respect to providing professional medical care in a timely fashion - it should be noted that the facility was also lacking in other respects, too.

For instance, food rarely arrived on time at the breakfast or dinner hour- and, when the trays did arrive - the orders were either cold and tasteless or short on the items marked on the menu.

Non English-speaking workers were also slow to clean the rooms daily.

But, you know what really got my gander up?

When the aforementioned issues were raised, the immigrant workers employed there just shrugged.

"Me no speak English."

In a hospital where the issue of germs, bacteria, and cleanliness are of utmost importance - it shocks the sensibilities - to encounter such a rampant disregard for a patient's right to professional medical care (especially at a facility that purports to be professional and top notch in quality).

In addition - more often than not - patients are dragged into inappropriate arguments with inexperienced staff who end up adding stress and strain in a patient's dark hour of need at the hospital due to their lack of training, overall skills, knowledge, and hands-on experience.

In fact, as patients languish in their rooms - in need of a doctor's emergency attention,  pain-killers, and what-have-you - the ignorant unprofessional workers often persist in pursuing ongoing verbal battles with the ill as they writhe in their beds in excruciating pain waiting for much-needed medical care.

Curiously, it was announced last night on the nightly news that California is imposing laws that require a patient's care - not only be timely - but also overseen by medical practioners (and not left in the hands of the insurance carrier).

Obviously, the policy is being implemented to ensure that a patient receives the expert medical care and attention they are entitled to by Law- and in a timely fashion at the medical facility - in compliance with their paid-up policy.

Amen!

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Ru Paul...drag race popular at RAGE! Logo TV extravaganza!







As I strolled by RAGE last night in WeHo, it didn't escape my quick eye that Ru Paul's Tuesday night dazzler show is selling out at the trendy disco to capacity in the heart of gay gulch!

No wonder!

The upcoming Ru Paul Drag Race - slated for a premiere event on Logo on Monday January 24th - is no doubt rustling up a Queen frenzy!

Since Ms. Paul is a friend on MySpace, I thought I should show a little courtesy and plug (wrong choice of words?) her drag extravaganza sure to inspire festive gay soirees around the country (cum) the beginning of next week, eh?

I'll be tuned in.

How 'bout you?

You go, girl!

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Los Angeles Art Show...previews tonight with splashy soiree!











Tonight the Los Angeles Arts Show kicks off and runs through Saturday at the spacious downtown Convention Center.

More than one hundred of the top Galleries (and a posse of artists) on the West Coast are participating in the in 16-year-old art extravaganza!

Locals and out-of-towners alike are invited to get up-close-and-personal with an eclectic mix of fine paintings, sculpture - you name it - in a broad spectrum of styles and mediums inclined to appeal to the artistic sensibilities of most!

In addition to the thought-provoking visual displays, guest speakers will discuss hold discussions on a wide range of topics - from trends in architecture to feminist art.

Noted cartoonist Robert Williams (an underground artist who was part of the Zap Collective in the late 1960s) will lead one of the informative dialogues in a much-anticipated Q & A session over the weekend.

Tonight's preview boasts a mouth-watering dinner (for a pricey $125) that will  benefit the Art of Elysium (a Getty-approved foundation that seeks to enlighten hospitalized children about art appreciation).

 The daily entrance fee to the annual event is $20.

Hours

Thursday / Saturday
11 a.m. - 8 p.m.

Sunday
11 a.m. - 5 p.m.

Location

1201 S. Figueroa St.
Los Angeles, CA

Info

 (213) 741-1151

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68th Annual Golden Globe Awards...Host Ricky Gervais insults top brass! Angelina Jolie shimmered!









High-end designer gowns shimmered in the exotic environs of the Beverly Hills Hilton Hotel below the setting sun, the heads of ecstatic fans turned this way 'n that as a bevy of bodacious babes sashayed down the red carpet with handsome escorts on their arms in the rarefied air just beyond reach, and a posse of media types hovered nearby begging for a photo opportunity like moths to flame.

Uh-huh.

The 68th Annual Hollywood Foreign Press Association Awards were underway.

"The Press Awards are like a cool party in an upscale steak house, " cooed popular late-night talk show host Jimmy Fallon as he alighted on the red carpet for the dazzling festivities.

Indeed!

"It's all about the par-tay," another hip guest astutely quipped to camera on the frenzied sidelines.

Needless to say, once the show under the big top was in full swing, there were a number of awkward - some say disturbing - displays of bad behaviour.

I am reminded of an old Chinese Proverb.

"Never insult a host in his own home."

For some inexplicable reason, quirky Ricky Gervais threw caution to the wind, in that regard.

Witin minutes of strolling onto the stage to launch the much-anticipated ritzy event - the stand-up comic got caught up into a nasty undertow - that threatened to derail the otherwise fun and festive footloose soiree that beckoned ahead.

"There's alot of partying & drinking going on. Or, as Charlie Sheen would say, breakfast," Gervais chortled as the momentum started to build early on.

To quote a line from the musical "Chicago":

"He (Charlie) had it coming!"

You betcha!

The suits were not off-limits to his potshots, either.

One unkind remark - that focused on a head honcho at the Hollywood Foreign Press Association caused an uproar to erupt in the otherwise well-mannered audience below the footlights - for instance.

"I just lifted his head out of the toilet. And, helped pop his bridge back in his mouth," naughty Gervais guffawed with glee in reference to the top dog at the HFPA.

The power-player was inclined to  respond-in-kind when it was his turn at the mic.

"Ricky, next time you want a project okayed for the Foreign Press, go elsewhere," he snarled.

A loud moan circulated the room.

Talk about instant karma, eh?

In fact - some of the barbs were so vicious (mean-spirited was the way one actor characterized the in-your-face insults)  - that some speculated Ricky's sorry a** had been fired off the show when he disappeared for an hour-or-so during the course of the evening.

Did the slimeball funnyman get called up on the carpet by the top brass?

Gervais didn't get off the hook for his unkind remarks, that's for sure, judging by his red-faced appearance later on stage.

Boy, would I like to have been a fly on-the-wall during that bull session!

Needless to say, a couple of fellow performers were inclined to jump into the fray, and toss a couple of barbs the upstart's way.

"We knew Ricky when he was chubby and funny. Now he isn't," barked Tim Allen to all within earshot.

There was a lot of Monday morning quarter-backing around water-coolers the following day, I expect.

Headlines around the country screamed out a thought on the minds of the bemused teaming masses everywhere.

Will Gervais be invited back next year to host the popular awards show?

But the whole night wasn't a downer in spite of Gervais.

For example, Michael Douglas managed to rustle up a hearty welcome by virtue of his mere presence.

After he trotted up to the stage, the audience jumped to their feet, and applauded the seasoned pro - in part - because he just licked the big "C".

"I wish there was an easier way to get a standing ovation," he joked.

The night was not totally devoid of class or style, though.

Angelina Jolie wowed fans in an emerald green gown which flattered her luscious bod, Justin Bieber sported a chic tuxedo that sparked up his image a tad, and Natalie Portman strutted down the fashion gauntlet with a carefree style (which underscored the Black Swan's star is definitely on the rise).

And, beneath the tinsel?

A heckuva lot more tinsel!

'Til next year!

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Justin Bieber...Mom says Pop Idol's talents a gift from God!




 



According to Justin Bieber's Mother, the Pop sensation's meteoric rise to superstardom was no accident.

In this month's issue of Vanity Fair - Justin graces the front cover - the dotting parent attributes the phenomenal success (and launch of the kid's talent into the stratosphere) to Divine Intervention.

Allegedly, Bieb's Mother was floundering around (buoyed down) at one point in her life because of a nasty problem with alcohol and drug addiction.

"One day I met God," she confided to the reporter who penned the insightful feature for the trendy magazine which hit the stands at supermarkets at the tail-end of this week.

It is her sincere belief that the Lord blessed her son with his gifts to share with the world.

Personally, I don't find the notion particularly startling.

A couple of years ago, I experienced a visitation from the Holy Spirit, so I am inclined to believe the woman.

In what amounts to a tell-all interview the Pop Star's Mother fessed up - that from the beginning - she was wary of hiring "yes" men when her son was first began to pursue his music career on YouTube and other high profile social hubs on the Internet.

"I was afraid he'd become a bit of a Diva," she stated matter-of-fact.

Ma'am the kid turned out alright, you betcha!

The publicity still on the first page of the Vanity Fair in-depth chat is a real hoot.

Justin is covered with smooch marks on his face, as a gaggle of girls press up against the window outside, and pine for his undying love (or at least a glance their way, for starters).

The spread is an ultra-slick promotion at its tippy-top best when it comes to the magazine trade!

What's next?

A coveted feature in Fortune 500?

Just maybe, when you consider that the sexy heartthrob was one of the biggest money-makers in the music business this past year. 

In fact, the numbers are staggering!

News at 11!

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A little flesh tease is titillating!

Pinot Days in Southern California...taste 90 Pinot Noirs! Thursday thru Saturday! Santa Monica!







 



Pinot days in Southern California is back with a vengeance!

Wine companies will be offering up Pinot samples during a three-day period at the Santa Monica Airport Barker Hangar this weekend (Thursday thru Saturday) alongside a handful of local restaurants on-the-ready to serve up a smorgasboard of delectable treats to pair with the stellar bill-of-fare.

You won't want to miss out on Saturday's Grand Tasting which will showcase over 90 phenomenal producers of pinot noir.

Consumers will be able to swill up to 300 pinots from all the important domestic pinot noir regions surrounding Southern California - for example - from the Russian River Valley to Oregon, Carneros to the Santa Lucia Highlands, and the Anderson Valley to the Sonoma Coast.

Hurry and snap up tickets now 'cause they're going fast!

See 'ya there!

Tickets & Info

http://www.pinotdays.com

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Britney Spears..."Hold it against me" soars in spins! Allegations of plagerism!








Britney Spears was walking on air when her single - "Hold it against me" - was released to media outlets around the country this past week.

According to Jive Records (her label) Ms. Spears broke all records for single-day spins in recent years on the radio!

If anything, the once-troubled pop star - who nearly slid into oblivion because of a monkey or two on her back a scant year or so ago - has proved one thing.

Uh-huh!

The blond bimbo bombshell is still a force to reckon with in the music industry.

Her handlers knew that when the Diva's star-turn on GLEE scored high in the overnight ratings race.


Fans are hungry for "anything Britney".

One act is crying foul, though!

The country pop duo - the Bellamy Brothers - couldn't believe their ears when a DJ flipped the platter and they heard what they thought were familiar strains of music on the single as it blasted over the airwaves.

"Didn't we already do that," they wondered aloud to all within earshot.

Indeed!

In 1979, the Country & Western dudes scored big on the charts with a catchy lyric that went something like this:


"If I said You had a Beautiful Body, Would you hold it Against me?"

Ooops!

Just a case of deja vu?

David Bellamy shook his head in disbelief.

"If you listen to the lyrics of Spears' single "Hold it Against  me?" you'll find some major similarities.

"Our little song went No. 1 and has since become one of the defining songs of our career," he groused.

But, he stopped short of accusing the Pop Princess of plagiarising their hit.

Of course, folks familiar with show-biz legends, are keen to the fact that Groucho Marx once used a similar phrase for the punch line of a joke on the highly-rated TV quiz show "You Bet Your Life".

I guess, it is always "open season" on material that is in the public domain, eh?


Britney, you go girl!

And, how was your day?


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Tap...fraud @ Metro Line's transit carrier! Rude insulting staff ignore problem!


 




Chances are that if you held a reduced fare card (pass for Disabled passengers & Seniors) for METRO Transit in Los Angeles, there was a bit of arm-twisting to get you signed up for the new-introduced TAP card.

In fact, any individual who was on record with Metro Transit Authority with a "special-rate" monthly pass, was automatically issued a TAP card, which was summarily mailed out to their address on file.

Was that a breach of privacy?

That's only the beginning of the shocking practises that are going down at TAP in a bold-faced effort to scoop up business for the dishonest corporate entity that is contracted to provide the TAP card (which is loaded and used to gain access throughout the month to access Metro Line, busses, and so-forth-and-so-on).

Now, TAP has set up a web site to encourage commuters to log on and load their TAP cards on the Internet with a credit card, direct debit account, you name it.

There is one problem, though.

City travellers have complained to Metro line employees (at the La Brea &  Wilshire outlet) that not only were their cards billed the applicable fee - but on more than one occasion - their accounts were dinged twice for the monthly charge.

Uh-huh!

Tap is "double-dipping".

In addition to that fraudulent conduct, it should be noted that when a client inputs their account number and attempts to add credit to their Metro Line tap card, oftentimes the fee is applied to the Antelope Valley Line or some other transportation service around the Southern California area.

If the individual attempts to use their card at the turnstile on the Metro line in Los Angeles, it is rejected - at which point - they must deposit a one-way fare with a cash payment until the issue is resolved.

When one customer contacted Tap employees at the in-house phone line at the La Brea Street Metro outlet (Los Angeles) and attempted to have the credit switched from Antelope Valley to the Metro Line service - he encountered rude insulting conduct from the employees - who just didn't give a damn.

Although one individual noted that they were disabled and on a limited budget, and that they needed to the credit back right away, the incompetent impolite worker showed no compassion or understanding.

"You have to call your credit card carrier and ask for a credit back.  I can't do that for you," she barked at the astounded local resident.

A call was put in to the credit card carrier and the operator promptly informed the individual that Metro Line would have to issue the credit back since the charge was posted from their web site.

Talk about a run-a-round!

Bottom line?

TAP is a useless Metro Line Service that is actively defrauding the general public (in particular the disabled and seniors unable to fend for themselves) and promoting a business venture that is not only useless contribution to the City of Los Angeles but a fraudulent one that should be stopped in its greedy tracks.

Mr. Mayor, what do you intend to do about it?

News at 11!

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Justin Bieber...CSI role reprised! 3-D biopic released in February!





It appears that Justin Bieber is intent on proving his "acting chops"!

Perhaps the teen pop flavor of-the-month can see the writing on the wall?

At Facebook, or wherever!

A teenie-bopper's crush can be fickle, after all, in the topsy-turvy world of sexy young Pop Stars.

Just maybe, Bieber is seeking to make a star turn - and thus - gain a solid foothold in show biz as a respected actor?

Can some coaching, or a stage production in New York, be far behind for the Kid wonder?

Inquiring minds want to know - as Justin returns to CSI this week in an episode - to reprise his role as a troubled teen on the celebrated crime show.

The "Bieb" with the bob made his acting debut on the hit night-time drama originally in the role of Jason McCann.

The pop singer's scenes (being shot this week) are slated for broadcast on February 17th.

By the way, the sensual young heart-throb's 3-D biopic (replete with concert footage) - "Never Say Never" - is due out next month as well.

Bieber will undoubtedly be quite the high-profile Valentine (can 'ya hear the hearts go pitter-patter?) up for grabs in February, eh?

Unless that new sweetie in his life has anything to say about it!

News at 11!

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Actor's looks!

Dr. Conrad Murray...Jackson's Doctor must face trial for murder! Stripped of license!








After a week of testimony and strenuous court theatrics - a Judge presiding over a preliminary hearing pertaining to the mysterious death of Michael Jackson - has ruled that Dr. Conrad Murray must face manslaughter charges for his complicity in the sudden demise of the King of Pop.

When Los Angeles Superior Court Judge Michael Pastor handed down his verdict yesterday, he also stripped the doctor of his medical license, on the grounds that Murray was a threat to the community-at-large.

Specifically, the Jurist noted for the public record - that to allow Murray to continue to practice medicine - "would constitute an imminent danger to public safety."

During the course of the six-day preliminary hearing - a media frenzy prevailed outside on the courthouse steps - as a posse of witnesses (upwards of twenty in number) paraded through a gauntlet flanked with media hounds and into the courtroom to give testimony which kept rapt onlookers in the gallery on the edge of their seats.

Members of the Michael Jackson's family were in attendance throughout most of the hearing, but tended to remain silent during the course of the proceedings or when approached my overjealous reporters.

According to the Judge, evidence presented at hearing by prosecutors showed "a direct nexus in connection between the acts and omissions of Dr. Murray and the homicide in the case".

Subsequently, it was the order of the Superior Court that Dr. Conrad Muray stand trial on charges of manslaughter.

No doubt, the trial will turn into a media circus, too.

Stay posted, eh?

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Julian Ayrs 5 Top Picks...Best Screenwriter! Oscar Race 2010!












If it isn't in the script, it probably won't end up on the silver screen.

And, even if it is - not matter how eloquently or succinctly expressed on the page - it might not either.

Of course, I am referring  to the written word!

If an actor or a director attempts to rewrite 'em - on the set, in their trailer, in the toilet room, wherever  - a lament from the author will undoubtedly ring out crystal clear from the edge of the great abyss - and harshly fall on all ears within earshot.

"Over my dead body!"

Even so, the almighty word is not always written in stone, once the artful turn-of-a-phrase has been rustled up out-of-the-blue.

I adhere to the old addage that words have power.

Words have the ability to - uplift, instill fear, inspire, cause hurt - you name it.

A wordsmith - with the magical gift to touch or utter up thoughts that resonate to the very core of a sentient being - is a rare and wonderful individual.

In the realm of screenwriting, in particular.

In the hands of a lesser talent - dialogue may end up stilted, a plot line inplausible, the ability to move one greatly lacking in emotion or righteous joy- you betcha!

As a former Literature Agent (who represented screenwriters) I can wholeheartedly attest to that fact!

With that in mind, I offer up my five (5) Top Picks for Screenplay for a feature film (Oscar Race 2010).

Here are the nominees not in any particular order:

Aaron Sorkin
The Social Network

David Seidler
The King's Speech

Joel & Ethan Cohen
True Grit

Michael Arndt
Toy Story

Billy Ivory
Made in Dagenham

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